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    Just been stood on the step gazing out across the garden to the beautiful terracota statue, the patio table still has about 3 foot of snow on and was in reach. My 13 year old brain also realised that a thaw was on - PERFECT for snobblers. Grabbed a handfull with the left one, my right arm / neck / shoulder etc. is still donald ducked. Made a fist and a decent snowball appeared, hoyed it at the only sensible target, the beautiful (4 foot tall) statue, she's lovely, a repro of a classic type nudey woman greek or roman style. Missed, hit the fence and thought oops (Neighbours a bit of Bronson) repeat 5 times. Thought bollox, cupped a good wodge, put me pipe down and formed the perfect Icey, I cheekily thought to myself "Give it some baseball style" but didn't. Decided to forget about the shoulder thing and LET FLY ..........

















    Straight between The Lotties, like a bullet. Almost dragged me mam outside for a look but I'm pretending to be sober (in another room)

    Just had a look, the backhalf of the snobbler is still firmly in place
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    erm what you been smoking mate hahaha
    did eeerrrr ya snap it off like?thats a shame teeeheeeeheeeheeee and take your rubbish home and dont be a meth

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    • #3
      Ogdens Finest Shag young man, whilst listening to the podcast of yesterday's classically named Radio 4 programme "Shackleton's Banjo" all true
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        Hope the lottie thing didn't sound a bit sexist - I was aiming for her head but I thought that would make me sound like a murderer
        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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        • #5
          your a toucha ell
          have you got a cloth

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          • #6
            No Ell ,you're a tinkererererer.
            You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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            • #7
              I'm more than happy to be a bit of both!
              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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