women,snakes with t,i,ts

[sless]

i was talking to a friend of mine today
he was having an affair with a woman
he told his wife he was out fishing
but realy going round to this womans house
one day she asked him if he had a jigsaw(joiners type)
he took it round to cut a work bench
he left his coco-flex nemesis there aswell one day
he had an argument with her
about ending the affair
so when he went round he noticed his rod in the garden propping up the daffodils
she cut it into 8 bits
with his own jigsaw
i pizzed myself
hahaha

[alan]

Did his wife not suspect anything ?suppose it smells the same !

[KeithB]

Is that why Mr X is flogging the abu reel?

[Edited on 4/12/2004 by KeithB]

[Stephen]

lmao @ keith nice one mate

[sless]

saying nowt mate

[jonny_mc]

LMFAO!......that will teach him!

[sless]

teach him what ?

[BriH]

teach him to block pave the garden so theres no flowers to prop up

[sless]

he is in an appertment not
no garden
hahaha

[gag1]

Play with Fire-Get Burnt !!!!!!! Personally, Id rather have a bad pint,its a lot less bother

cheers.
gag1

[jonny_mc]

totally agree!

[kensr27sz]

did he get his jigsaw back, now he has a jigsaw puzzle rod

[jonny_mc]

i dont think he will be able to puzzle that one like ken...........the misery of him trying would be to heartbraken for a kick off!

[sless]

could have been his rod
hahaha