Butchery...

[Marc]

No previous convictions or history of mental illness required

That's me fecked, anyone got a gatty

Between us thats we both fooked then!

Idea, I'll buy it, you shoot it.......... feck that will not work, Hmm.

Nuther Idea, Skipper buys it, skipper shoots it, we eat it, mmmmmm

Rabbit Stu the morra!

I'm now drinking vodka with Aunt Bessy's dumplings in cos the freezer magic door has run oot of ice

[Codfather]

Get yourself a trusty fluffy lurcher like mine Tony,

[Charlie_Thompson]

Between us thats we both fooked then!

Idea, I'll buy it, you shoot it.......... feck that will not work, Hmm.

Nuther Idea, Skipper buys it, skipper shoots it, we eat it, mmmmmm

Rabbit Stu the morra!

I'm now drinking vodka with Aunt Bessy's dumplings in cos the freezer magic door has run oot of ice

Dumplings instead of ice, qualidy! Hang your ding dongs in instead, extra flavour etc.

[seanyrooroo]

No previous convictions or history of mental illness required

That's me fecked, anyone got a gatty

Pmsl Ian, the way you shoot on COD you'd do more damage if you threw the gatty et em.

[Charlie_Thompson]

Pmsl Ian, the way you shoot on COD you'd do more damage if you threw the gatty et em.

Ouch

Gatty Pro perk required!

[seanyrooroo]

Ouch

Gatty Pro perk required!

pmsl

[Charlie_Thompson]

Ahab said he'd left me a bird on Pandora - took me a while to get down on account of playing the "See who can listen to the death Rattle for the longest" game with my mam while me Nana shuffled off of the mortal coil. 5 days later made it to the boat expecting smells and hordes of flies. Just your usual stench of deisel and boat soup. Looked all over the wheelhouse for this vacuum packed pheasant, where the chuff is it? Stooped down to put me wellies on and swivelled face first into a git big stinky ostrich affair swinging from the "steering wheel" nearly **** Very funny skip! Got it home and chased me 4 year old nephew round the house with it for a whie, gave him one of it's feet as a present, with the tendon hanging out to assist in the fun. Me and our kid fettled it about 11:00 pm after a few sherberts and a quick you tube tutorial. Not a picking on the blighter, it had a chest like Billy Whizz from the Beano and legs like Douglas Bader. Didn't keep the feathers due to fear of infecting the stupid amount of fur and feather I've already paid fortunes for, for fly tying.

Just had a lovely game casserole tonight, I got the bit of meat - result

[mark]

I freaking hate the name pandora almost as much as I hate the thing itself BTW

[Charlie_Thompson]

I freaking hate the name pandora almost as much as I hate the thing itself BTW

OK skip no more Pandora

How about Panseriniochikkachakkadingdong?

[The Great Wallsendo]

think I'll get the cooking pot out as there's a few rabbits about I think

[Charlie_Thompson]

think I'll get the cooking pot out as there's a few rabbits about I think

Tis the season

[seanyrooroo]

[mark]

not sure this one would be worth butchering, but scores highly on the cute factor, found on sunday a long way from the nearest live bunny hole, eyes still shut, so less than 7 days old.

kids decided to bring him home and have been hand feeding him with a syringe



doubly cute at feeding time

http://ebgb.net/misc/IMG_0254.MOV

didn't think he'd last the night but is absolutely thriving, eyes now open and scurrying about the place happy as larry, was seen climbing on top of the dog earlier - a German Shepherd with a taste for fresh rabbit is a bold move for something snack sized. Give the dog her due though, she just sniffed it, licked it and lay back down

been wondering about the possibilities of rabbit fois gras and am threatening the kids I'll be fattening him up pronto

[treeboa]

looking at that last piccy reminded me of a funny thing happened to me a fair few years ago in wales, its about 05:30 i`ve walked the golf course, no rabbits, had a wander around the woods, no rabbits and thinks ooo the old quarry, always a couple daft bugs in there, the quarry`s like a bottle so i walks quietly through the small entrance, nothing, walks into the middle of the quarry, nowt!! suddenly i hear noise behind me, turns mounting the rifle as i do and in the scopes this white ar5e giving it hell for leather between a pair of thighs , they were behind some rocks which is how i walked past them, she spots me and is trying to hide, hes on the homeward stretch and oblivious to everything, being a `gentleman` i decides i may as well sod off, as i pass them and i have him looking at me i ask the obvious " not seen any fu**in rabbits have you"