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    so we're selling up and shifting, and have stumbled intot he minefield that is HIP packs. What a flippin rip off

    another wheeze from Gordon & Tony's Junta in number 10 to extract more cash from you

    estate agent wanted nearly 500 quid for a HIP pack. Its Illegal to sell your house without one! If anyone else is needing one, do your own. Had some great arguments with the the estate agents trying to tell me they HAD to do it which is utter bollocks, so did my own. They even tried to tell me they would have to charge me to get their solicitors to check I had done it correctly. Told them to get stuffed or I'd get another agent to sell the house

    madness, but to sell a house, you have to provide proof you own it! Like, what the flip are the solicitors supposed to be doing?? creating contracts that proove ownership! So you jump through loads of hoops, to provide a load of info, that a solicitor is thenoing to charge you for to do all over again when you actually the sell the thing!


    took hours of trawling through the relevant government web site to find the second from last paragraph, in very small print telling me I can do it myself, and here's the forms I need and list or requirements

    so, having got that, its taken me a couple of hours to get it all sorted. total cost thus far £57.50. Including the land registry title documents (£8), Environmental Performance Survey (£37.50), local land searches and land charges from the council (£12)

    The environmental survey is a hoot. We are woefully inefficient apparently. The walls are upto 3 feet thick solid stone, but there's no box to tick for that so we get classed as uninsulated!
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

  • #2
    Excellent advice. Just goes to show how desparate this lot is for cash. All in favour of legitimate was of saving taxes. Only wish everyone knew about this.
    I will only be out for a couple of hours pet.

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    • #3
      Estate agents, solicitors and throw the police into the equation and you have just brought back all my nightmares and the three most useless *******s on this earth.

      Where you off to Croft?...... and I don't mean Darlington.

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      • #4
        moving the to the real bad lands otherwise known as Alston, somewhat ironically, we are buying a 17th century Workhouse!

        should be a lively place, what is the kitchen used to be the workhouse mortuary!
        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

        Thought for the day:
        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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        • #5
          Alston Gardens in Walker or Alston even further away from civilisation then where you are now.

          Can probably sort you out with some 'authentic' kitchen furniture for your new place if we see Carl!

          Stainless steel worktops with built in draining boards!!!!!!!!

          You don't do things by halves do ya!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Marc View Post
            Alston Gardens in Walker or Alston even further away from civilisation then where you are now.

            Can probably sort you out with some 'authentic' kitchen furniture for your new place if we see Carl!

            Stainless steel worktops with built in draining boards!!!!!!!!

            You don't do things by halves do ya!
            Alston where men are men and sheep are nervous
            ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

            Thought for the day:
            Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

            Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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            • #7
              Sounds very interesting Mark, best of luck with it mate.

              Jim.
              Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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              • #8
                Those HIPs things always did sound like a rip off. A micro-industry appeared overnight on the back of them. Good on you for taking some of the sting out of it.

                New house sounds interesting!!!

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                • #9
                  some intersting history the place has got, had a look at some of the online census reports for alston workhouse. the inmates are listed with age, place of birth, occupation etc and 'handicap'

                  no political correctness. there's plenty inmates classed simply as "idiot" (mentioning no names ) a few that are blind, a few that are "spastics" and one or 2 "retards"

                  next time I move house I want to be in a box. what a nightmare

                  had a few tussles with the estate agents trying to tell me I couldn't do the HIP myself and that if I ddi they'd have to get it checked by their solicitors and charge me. Gave em a choice, accept it or I'd find another estate agent. they backed right off and accepted immediately. don't even think they read it
                  ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                  Thought for the day:
                  Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                  Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                  • #10
                    Will you get a better internet connection now that you are moving back into civilisation Mark??

                    Jim.
                    Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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                    • #11
                      someone on merseyside ( were i used to live) tried getting me in on that `scam` a few years ago, in his words " its a licience to make money and you dont need a lot of training

                      like a property i sold, 5 years prev it had double glazing replaced, came with a certificate, when i sold it the certs were not fensa or something, so i had to pay to get this new bloody cert before i could sell the place, no one came out and checked, no one asked for old certs or anything, if i rem right i handed over £300 for the priv of this bit of paper, buyers solicitor demanded this, what really pi55ed me off is a week after they moved in ALL the windows were removed and replaced

                      theres a few professions i would like to see put against a wall and shot

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by willywetegg View Post
                        Will you get a better internet connection now that you are moving back into civilisation Mark??

                        Jim.
                        dunno about being civilisation, maybe a bit more civilised than where I am now I guess. On paper, the internet should be a doddle up there. The cybermoor project has been going for years, every house in alston got it for free initially, dunno if thats still the case though
                        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                        Thought for the day:
                        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                        • #13
                          there's plenty inmates classed simply as "idiot" (mentioning no names
                          Aye ok there was an entry in the book that said - *my Name* (Idiot) They'd obviously got it wrong as I come from a long line of c**ts!
                          Last edited by Charlie_Thompson; 07-11-2009, 10:18 PM.
                          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                          • #14
                            dunno watcha talking about
                            ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                            Thought for the day:
                            Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                            Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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