Steak Pie-Hogmanay

[Codqueen]

Feeling a bit better, Mark and I went for coffee and cakes this morning and then to the butchers to pick up our traditional steak pie for tomorrow. There was a lady, about my age, in front of me and she said to the girl behind the counter :

Woman - "A sausage only steak pie please."

Girl - "Pardon?"

Woman - "A sausage only steak pie please."

Girl(confused) - "We do steak only pies and steak and sausage pies."

Woman - "No I want a sausage only steak pie."

Girl - So a sausage pie then?

Woman - "Well yes, I suppose so."

Girl - We don't do sausage pies!"

[kayos]

Haha, it felt like we were in a Chic Murray scene!

[Codqueen]

Haha, at least I managed to stay in the shop!

You bailed out!!

[mick303]

Only in Scotland, the home of the deep fried Mars bar!!!!! saying that I was in my local chippy the other day and they were selling battered crab sticks! Think it was 5 for a pound, safe to say I stuck to pie and chips.

[The seas away]

Mabe it's because I'm pi $$ed but no matter how many times i read it I still don't get it

[kayos]

Mabe it's because I'm pi $$ed but no matter how many times i read it I still don't get it

Dear oh dear!

[regpude]

thankyou.

Mabe it's because I'm pi $$ed but no matter how many times i read it I still don't get it

so its not just me.{dont get it},no im not h.ssed.

[kayos]

so its not just me.{dont get it},no im not h.ssed.

Boys - A sausage only steak pie!!?? Why is she asking for a steak pie with no steak in it!!??

Then when the shop assistant realises she wants a sausage pie, asks
her if that's right? Only to tell her they don't do sausage pies!

[paul davison]

Boys - A sausage only steak pie!!?? Why is she asking for a steak pie with no steak in it!!??

Then when the shop assistant realises she wants a sausage pie, asks
her if that's right? Only to tell her they don't do saudage pies!

sounds like you had to be there to appreciate the hilarity of the situation (do they sell sausage then? as you say they don't do saudage)

thanks for sharing though

[regpude]

just wait for BURNS DAY,reports.lol.

[kayos]

I give up!! Duncan come online and save me from the uninitiated!

[regpude]

oops.

just wait for BURNS DAY,reports.lol.

thats burns NIGHT.lol.