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  • #1

    Moved into the Light

    I think? Took the Mac dive, totally lost, can't even find the delete key, no right clicking, mouse is like a tic tac, how do you uninstall stuff, already dropped a bollock, where's the @ key at, connected via some method, no idea how or who I'm paying the bill to, took a photo of meself by accident, what's the black cloth for? Why doesn't my Mackternet I-splorer fill the screen? Bold text is fat, clocks and calendars keep appearing.

    I am however much more attractive now obviously, I have bought an Apple carrier bag and an Audi TT keyring.
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"
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  • #2
    the delete key will be the one with the word 'delete' written on it
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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    • #3
      my life is now officially no longer worth living
      ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

      Thought for the day:
      Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

      Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mark View Post
        the delete key will be the one with the word 'delete' written on it
        Is it on a separate mini keyboard inside the mini keyboard?
        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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        • #5
          its next to the ashtray
          ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

          Thought for the day:
          Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

          Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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          • #6
            Just wait till he tries to find the # key

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Marc View Post
              Just wait till he tries to find the # key

              Ooooo you little stinker
              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Marc View Post
                Just wait till he tries to find the # key

                his ma' has got it well hidden
                ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                Thought for the day:
                Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

                Comment

                • #9
                  What's the best thing to get mango chutney off of a mack k-ieeee board?

                  Just saw this on a mac forum and thought I'd ask
                  "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                  Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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