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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
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Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs
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I rang the swine flu helpline but all I got was crackling!!! -
They reckon it only lasts 2 wheeeeeks.Comment
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apparently you get it from close contact to infected pigs - jack tweedy is so relieved.give a man a fish and feed him for a day - teach the man to fish and feed him for life!!!!Comment
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On a more sensible note ...no hang on more unbelievable note ,we had a briefing last night at work ........
If we have flu like symptoms then we have to " RING " the medical centre and under no circumstances just turn up there !!!!!!
EHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
You can take the lad out of Walker but .......Comment
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Think I've got it....I woke up covered in rashers, been to the docs for some Oinkment.
Cheers, Keith.Comment
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Have I missed summat Steve - is that not to do with coughing, farting and sneezing over everyone else in the waiting room?Originally posted by SIXFOOTSTEVE View PostOn a more sensible note ...no hang on more unbelievable note ,we had a briefing last night at work ........
If we have flu like symptoms then we have to " RING " the medical centre and under no circumstances just turn up there !!!!!!
EHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"Comment
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No mate ,thay are on " high alert " so they reckon ,mind you there is a confirmed case in Newcastle at the minute .You can take the lad out of Walker but .......Comment
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Camera crew are outside Proctor & Gamble here on Cobalt Business Park - apparantly the woman works there.Comment
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My wife has just phoned me to say the car has ran out of petrol and she is afraid to fill it up because of swine flu.
I told the daft bat " swine flu is in Mexico not Texaco"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.Comment
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All that effort for an absolutely crap joke - a crime against humourOriginally posted by 5150 View Post
"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"Comment
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There have been a number of people in London affected by this strain of flu.Originally posted by 5150 View Post
They are commonly known as " The government" or MP'sAs I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.Comment
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