Beat the Credit Crunch

[Charlie_Thompson]

Been thinking - how about making things that would be really useful e.g.

People like to pee in swimming pools - incontinence trunks
People like to rake their ears out with matchsticks - a lighter with an ear syringe on the end (or vice versa)
People to pick their noses whilst driving - snot trays, with like brushes round the edge to help with the wipe off
(Some people) Like to wee in the sink - combine the 2 a urinobasin or something, we can put a man on the moon. come on people, there must be 10's of ideas out there to help beat the crunch.

Just realised - should have said useful to me

[The Great Wallsendo]

Save money on loo paper by simply pouring sweetcorn straight down the pan.

[The Great Wallsendo]

Just realised this is going to cause you frustration along the lines of the "celebrity fish cross breed" thread as I have failed to initally grasp the salient points of what you are asking IE not a re-gurgitation of Viz Top-Tips...bear with me while I try to conjur up a witty response in keeping with the original premise...