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  • #1

    Half a Haircut

    Got a meeting tomorrow and been told I've got to wear "The Suit" thought fair enough - I look lush in it anyway, while I'm at it I may as well have a wesh and a haircut. Mammy gets the clippers out, half way through the rascals stop cutting, farted about and no joy. Half a barnet 9:30pm, meeting first thing in the morn. Mother says "Have you got a hat?" . Rang me 1 mate and asked if he had any -"Aye they're a bit blunt though cos we've been using them on the dog" Champion . Quick blast to Boldon Asda, I sat in the car in me slippers and shorts looking like one of Schindler's list - 40 notes down (Babyliss Ishave or summat) and jobs a good un.

    Never a dull moment
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"
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  • #2
    why did your mam think you'd want to hide your arse with a hat?
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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    • #3
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        just curious, given that you've no hair on your head to speak of, one assumes that its all gone south and you've got the arse of an overweight and unkempt springer spaniel in your keks, and that this would be interfering with the operation of the suit
        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

        Thought for the day:
        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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        • #5
          Haway now - that hurt
          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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          • #6
            sorry, meant to say lurcher
            ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

            Thought for the day:
            Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

            Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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            • #7
              Not really a good idea to post that you are going to do something to an arse on interent, the law concerning arses changed a few years ago and what your going to do is illegal, in fact if you prepared them in any way (adding them to a brew) it has always been illegal
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              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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