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  • #~**/?*%^& solicitors

    Beware, times are bad for the fools so they're trying to screw the few punters that they have.

    They've invented megga issues about an extension that was built on our house 26 years ago and the planning permission and illegal words have been mentioned, not to mention the sharp intake of breath and additional costs that may be involved

    sheesh!!!

    My partner Jaq has no knowledge of planning, building regs or building control but she solved all the solicitors nasty problems today by making one call to the planning dept. No planning permission was required in 1982, just a decisin notice # NT/840/82/BR

    Cost of phone call = 29p

    Dont let the B**t**d* grind you down

    *polishes fax machine and strokes white cat*
    Regards, Graham

  • #2
    Lest we forget the Solicitors mantra...

    "Time = Money"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by The Great Wallsendo View Post
      Lest we forget the Solicitors mantra...

      "Time = Money"

      Liars for a living
      ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

      Thought for the day:
      Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

      Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mark View Post
        Liars for a living
        I'm a builder (man and boy, 33 years) and if I ask for money up front I'm a cowboy according to the DTI and Tommy Walsh

        Solicitors fees = £150 per hour basic + the rest

        F*** em
        Last edited by Oblickta; 18-09-2008, 08:25 PM. Reason: missed the l out of builder lol
        Regards, Graham

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        • #5
          A pox on them all
          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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          • #6
            How do you know when a solicitor is telling lies?


            His mouth is moving.
            As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
            but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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            • #7
              They are all sh!te total liars and thieves. How can someone represent the likes of Gary Glitter for example and sleep at night.

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