Pringles rice infusions

[Oblickta]

crisps made oot of rice? I'm too old for this world

[Charlie_Thompson]

There are loads of corn based snacks like Space raiders and Monster Munch
Monster Munch are the best as they actually have bits of monster in them.

I have the misfortune to know someone who knows someone who mugged someone for a bag of Space Raiders (Honest)

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Well if they happened to be pickled onion space raiders I suppose one might understand .... YUMMY

[Charlie_Thompson]

Space Raiders are bad Steve, there is no Alien blood or anything in them and they make poor people crave for things like dry baked cracked pepper and green tea flavoured nonsensicals. Where will it end - Pringles


Now scampi flavoured nik naks (Behave!) there's a taste sensation and an antidote to any over indulgence - packet of them laddos and ready to rock once more

[mark]

Space Raiders are bad Steve, there is no Alien blood or anything in them and they make poor people crave for things like dry baked cracked pepper and green tea flavoured nonsensicals. Where will it end - Pringles


Now scampi flavoured nik naks (Behave!) there's a taste sensation and an antidote to any over indulgence - packet of them laddos and ready to rock once more

all a mere bagatelle in the face of the one true great corn starch and MSG based snack - Pickled onion flavour Ringo's

[Charlie_Thompson]

I get your drift - just. One artificial flavour that has captured the true essence of a thingmy is that kinda lovely just burnt onion smell and taste which they use to flavour the most tremendous (corn) snack ever (Scampi Fries don't count as they are made of some weird ****)


"Onion Rings" even the 20p big green bags taste gert lush and are almost a 3 course meal on the drink like - bit heavy on the onion like but

[mark]

I get your drift - just. One artificial flavour that has captured the true essence of a thingmy is that kinda lovely just burnt onion smell and taste which they use to flavour the most tremendous (corn) snack ever (Scampi Fries don't count as they are made of some weird ****)


"Onion Rings" even the 20p big green bags taste gert lush and are almost a 3 course meal on the drink like - bit heavy on the onion like but

needs to be proper Ringo's - there ones where every third bag has the random secret surprise of a bit of corn starch processed to the consistency of Kryptonite, and the ability to remove teeth faster than a Glaswegians Forehead

[Charlie_Thompson]

needs to be proper Ringo's - there ones where every third bag has the random secret surprise of a bit of corn starch processed to the consistency of Kryptonite, and the ability to remove teeth faster than a Glaswegians Forehead

I bought a bag of crisps on a weird tropical island that had a huge piece of metal in - like a piece of a transformers neckband or something similar.I just went Urr that's a bit of metal in me crisps and got on with island life.

If you're living in hell though and find a piece of soil on your lettuce then you've obviously got to chase the money these days as it may just pay for your flight to a place where coconuts dropping on your head does not trigger an investigation. Paradise - you'd hate it there though they'd soon suss you

(The you referred to in this rant is obviously bad people and no-one in particular) These opinions are not necessarily my own