Jeez...what a night...

[The Great Wallsendo]

Started off with a teary, snotty incoherent phone call early Friday evening from my G/F who'd been drinking in town...I just about made out she was coming home "soon"

1 hour later...

2 hours later...

Phone call from said G/Fs mate that she's "hammered" can I pick her up?

So into the melee that is Town on a friday night - ended up parking the wrong way in a one way street, managed to find her - she can't even stand...get her into the car, strap her in and then drive the length of the one way street the wrong way - Taxis are shouting at me, I'm shouting at Taxis, I end up having a very colorful shouty match with one Taxi Driver....the mood I was in I could have taken on Tyson

All the while she's very quietly rocking side to side - probably oblivious

Finally get back to the flat - she's now in a heap on the floor crying/snots/incoherent babble etc etc

1 hour later...

Get her into bed

She wakes up this morning and her ankles are all swollen - she fell over in a club (am I surprised?) and twisted both her ankles...she now can't walk easily

Oh the joys.....

[pottsy]

You are lucky - you could have been this guy whose girlfriend proposed to him on GMTV yesterday morning. His face says it all

YouTube - gmtv proposal

[Lowrider]

Now why do they think the invented camera phones

[BriH]

Started off with a teary, snotty incoherent phone call early Friday evening from my G/F who'd been drinking in town...I just about made out she was coming home "soon"

1 hour later...

2 hours later...

Phone call from said G/Fs mate that she's "hammered" can I pick her up?

So into the melee that is Town on a friday night - ended up parking the wrong way in a one way street, managed to find her - she can't even stand...get her into the car, strap her in and then drive the length of the one way street the wrong way - Taxis are shouting at me, I'm shouting at Taxis, I end up having a very colorful shouty match with one Taxi Driver....the mood I was in I could have taken on Tyson

All the while she's very quietly rocking side to side - probably oblivious

Finally get back to the flat - she's now in a heap on the floor crying/snots/incoherent babble etc etc

1 hour later...

Get her into bed

She wakes up this rnorning and her ankles are all swollen - she fell over in a club (am I surprised?) and twisted both her ankles...she now can't walk easily

Oh the joys.....

Spiked Drink ????


or excess drink !!!



either one at least she is safe now

[The Great Wallsendo]

excess drink I think coupled with (dare I say) hormones...

Couldn't really stay angry with her as it was quite funny in a not really kind of way when I saw how fliddy she was today

[BriH]

[quote
Couldn't really stay angry with her as it was quite funny in a not really kind of way when I saw how fliddy she was today [/quote]

Bet she could still have scored one of the "sitter`s" Mr Owen missed yesterday though

He wants to keep his hole shut about not getting any chances in past matches ,cos when he does get them ,he squanderes them ,sooner we get rid of him the better


or will he prove me wrong next week at Anfield - I dont think so

[The Great Wallsendo]

Bet she could still have scored one of the "sitter`s" Mr Owen missed yesterday though

He wants to keep his hole shut about not getting any chances in past matches ,cos when he does get them ,he squanderes them ,sooner we get rid of him the better


or will he prove me wrong next week at Anfield - I dont think so

No Comment...like a number of Toon fans (I suspect) I'm just sat shaking my head waiting for the Revolution to happen ...

As to wor Lass..she spent 5 hours at Hospital today and has been told she's broken her 3rd metatarsal

So if the world of NESA could help in a Uri Geller stylee and rub the image on the screen - imparting your positive thoughts whilst doing so I would be most grateful in your help to aid a speedy recovery