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    There's a fantastic analogy which puts the existence of modern man into perspective - it's got something to do with if the universe was created in 24 hours. Then from 12:00 am to 02:30am something happened etc. from something O'clock to a bit later another amazing thing occurred and eventually we appeared no thicker than the skin of an apple. I may have mixed my analogies but you get the drift - I'll get the 8 year old to google it up - he'll appreciate the light and fresh air.

    Can I just say one more thing please

    Speed of Light

    I explained to a young friend of mine that if someone was on the nearest star to us with a big telescope or git mental eyeball and looked at our planet they would be able to watch the battle of Hastings due to the time it would have taken the light from said barney to reach the observers eye

    One more

    Supposedly by maths and mechanics and biology the way atoms disperse over time means that there's at least one atom that once lived in Queen Elizabeth the Ginger, floating around in your house - might have got that one a bit wrong but where there's smoke

    Mods can we have a special cosmic area please
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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    [quote]Mods can we have a special cosmic area please[quote/]

    And can the sub section be named "Challenge" as I'm sure there will be some 'mystic' or 'cosmic' goings on aboard her

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Charlie_Thompson View Post

      Mods can we have a special cosmic area please
      No but you have yer very own special cosmic ginger mod
      UKCC Level 2 Game Angling Coach

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      • #4
        [QUOTE=Marc;126638]
        Mods can we have a special cosmic area please
        And can the sub section be named "Challenge" as I'm sure there will be some 'mystic' or 'cosmic' goings on aboard her

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        • #5
          Whooohh...

          That edit was weird.....

          Dunno What happened...

          Changed before I done it.

          Must be a lightey thing

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          • #6
            The boat called Challenge was originally called "Transcend" I like that.
            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Charlie_Thompson View Post
              "Transcend"
              Nice

              And I've got me quotes working, must be catching up, warp factor 2.

              Is it OK to re-re-name a vessel...

              "Transcendere"

              Sums you's both up!

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              • #8
                ginger mods?? how can you tell when they're on a scooter?
                ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                Thought for the day:
                Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                • #9
                  the 'challenge' might be getting past customs on the way back from, err... sea trials (not guilty m'lud)

                  the way I heard it it, carbon cycles and all that is that we've all drunk at least a teeny little bit of Lizzy's wee at some time or other
                  ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                  Thought for the day:
                  Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                  Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mark View Post
                    the 'challenge' might be getting past customs on the way back from, err... sea trials (not guilty m'lud)
                    Don't worry about that, I know a man..........good he is.

                    Little tree scratchers they are

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                      • #12
                        When you look into a night sky you see the stars because of the light which travels from them to you.
                        Now it takes time for light to travel here, so what you are doing, is seeing the stars as they were in the past.... the amount of time it has taken for the light to reach us - and the further away those stars are, the further back in time you are looking.
                        Now........ you are seeing a star that is (say) six thousand years ago, imagine somebody on that star - looking at us. They would be seeing us as we
                        were six thousand years ago............



























                        Which of those two is "now" ???

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by T.C. View Post
                          Which of those two is "now" ???

                          depending on john smiths consumption - the one in the middle!

                          how ya diddling tony?
                          ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                          Thought for the day:
                          Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                          Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                          • #14
                            Hallow Mark...

                            Not so bad, m8.......been on any Scottish jaunts lately??

                            Just logged in last night to see if there was any mention of the "monster cod" taken from Tynemouth pier I head about at work........and there was.....Some fish that

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by T.C. View Post
                              Hallow Mark...

                              Not so bad, m8.......been on any Scottish jaunts lately??

                              Just logged in last night to see if there was any mention of the "monster cod" taken from Tynemouth pier I head about at work........and there was.....Some fish that
                              Not been up as much, bad year last year, dropping like flies they were at one point, just organising this years jaunts now though

                              and just to frighten you away from the sea for ever... me and Ell are about to buy a 55 foot trawler!
                              ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                              Thought for the day:
                              Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                              Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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