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me m8, lynchy, driving through blyth last nite, get's the blue light's, so pull's over.
officer 1, sit's in patrol car, on radio, obviously doing check's.
officer 2, walk's round lyncy's car, nodding his head.
he then ask's lynchy to step out the car,
are you having a laugh, av done nowt wrong, said lynchy.
step out the car please sir, the answer. so lynchy get's out and they walk round the back.
look sir, say's officer 1, you've got a light out,
ah for f**k sake say's lynchy, he kick's the bumper and the light come's back on, he smile's at the officer.
the officer say's, very good sir, would you like to come and kick your windscreen now
cos your tax disc is out aswell........!
officer 1, sit's in patrol car, on radio, obviously doing check's.
officer 2, walk's round lyncy's car, nodding his head.
he then ask's lynchy to step out the car,
are you having a laugh, av done nowt wrong, said lynchy.
step out the car please sir, the answer. so lynchy get's out and they walk round the back.
look sir, say's officer 1, you've got a light out,
ah for f**k sake say's lynchy, he kick's the bumper and the light come's back on, he smile's at the officer.
the officer say's, very good sir, would you like to come and kick your windscreen now
cos your tax disc is out aswell........!
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