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    when rocketman was born , he was that ugly the local church would not christen him, the father advised his parents to register him with the kennel club , the kennel club would not let him in either , as they said ugly mongrels were not allowed , poor rocket

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    Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
    when rocketman was born , he was that ugly the local church would not christen him, the father advised his parents to register him with the kennel club , the kennel club would not let him in either , as they said ugly mongrels were not allowed , poor rocket
    Kettle calling frying pan springs to mind....your that ugly you have to be over 18 to look at you
    PLACES IVE FISHED..

    CHESIL BEACH DORSET, PORTLAND ROCKS DORSET, DUNGEONESS BEACH KENT, PORTHCAUL WALES,
    BLACKWATER ESTUARY ESSEX, HAYLING ISLAND

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rocketman View Post
      Kettle calling frying pan springs to mind....your that ugly you have to be over 18 to look at you
      Now now lads you no the consequence of a thread like this.i no You's both,two of the most gay screaming queens of the prom.cod that tried to open the first swingers club in Hendon,and rocket trying for the first open air gay club in the dene,now now lads put your lippy and mascara back in your bags and keep it friendly,your best friend BEACHBUDDY.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by beachbuddy View Post
        Now now lads you no the consequence of a thread like this.i no You's both,two of the most gay screaming queens of the prom.cod that tried to open the first swingers club in Hendon,and rocket trying for the first open air gay club in the dene,now now lads put your lippy and mascara back in your bags and keep it friendly,your best friend BEACHBUDDY.
        Says the quentin crisp of hendon prom
        PLACES IVE FISHED..

        CHESIL BEACH DORSET, PORTLAND ROCKS DORSET, DUNGEONESS BEACH KENT, PORTHCAUL WALES,
        BLACKWATER ESTUARY ESSEX, HAYLING ISLAND

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        • #5
          sos mate he isnt as ugly as i was making out, but will never be as good looking as the magnet

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          • #6
            PMSL Ya barmy fkrs

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            • #7
              Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
              sos mate he isnt as ugly as i was making out, but will never be as good looking as the magnet
              I cod can remember when you an atta matta had a thing going,rocket was always with Alan the boot on the bandstand,keeping it in the family

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              • #8
                Originally posted by beachbuddy View Post
                I cod can remember when you an atta matta had a thing going,rocket was always with Alan the boot on the bandstand,keeping it in the family
                i can remember getting a tethered horse when wee were younguns , allan the boot lived in st pats garth , wee took the horse up 2 flights and knocked on allans door , when he answered i smacked it on the arse , and away it went in his flat , the boot was not a happy man hilarious, ya had to be there it was a toppa

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
                  i can remember getting a tethered horse when wee were younguns , allan the boot lived in st pats garth , wee took the horse up 2 flights and knocked on allans door , when he answered i smacked it on the arse , and away it went in his flat , the boot was not a happy man hilarious, ya had to be there it was a toppa
                  Shirley was the best looking women in the east end

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