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  • Man Flu

    Me and Red5 have got it, he's had it a bit longer than me though. Red mate all the best, a tradgedy to lose you soo young.

    My breath is becoming ragged now and a milky white sharky membrane has crossed over mine eyes, I will surely follow in the passage of time.

    AAaah the wonder of the Hot Toddy and a raging fever. I got loomed over by a huge brass transformer type amazon creature last night in bed while I was in early death throes, for about an hour. Topper, bring it on.

    It's amazing how when you are in the last stages of man flu, whisky allows you to smoke loads of cigarettes as well and your cough stops after about 2/3rds of a bottle. It's also unfortunate that you don't feel quite so chipper the next day, but you'll be dead soon anyway so that's excelent.

    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    I was going to say get well soon Ian but you sound as if you're enjoying it anyway.
    If all about you are catching fish, cast in their swim !!!

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    • #3
      Cheers Harry the Rapture is upon me mate it's quite canny actually.
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        The only downside to the whole thing is I'll not able to go to work tomorrow

        To look at me at the moment I look fine but many men flu victims rally unexpectedly in a last gasp effort to make amends and appear strong for the children.
        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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        • #5
          charlie
          your like a bit of tissue paper
          i could blow a hole through you

          why not get a couple of pints of my blood through your veins
          and it will make a propper man of you
          hahhahhaa

          ps

          get well soonmate


          sless

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          • #6
            You mean this type

            YouTube - man flu

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