Fishing Quotes

[marksworld]

it got hung up on the way in but it must have been 8lb or more.

its gotta fish tonight.




cheers
mark

[alan]

rob halford the gayest metaler in gay metal town

the "judas priest trials" should be shown to all primary school children as part of the national curriculam

I'm not Homophobic but Rob always seemed a little different

[scaley]

a quote

Never go home with an empty fish bag with fingers smelling of fish,it just sends out the wrong signals!!!!

[Stores]

Never go home with an empty fish bag with fingers smelling of fish,it just sends out the wrong signals!!!!

Scaley pmsl

[davem2005]

Quotes...

From an anonimous skipper anywhere in the uk...

"You should have been out with us yesterday."

"Theirs too much tide."

"its a bad week as its slack tides.."

"Last week this wreck was full of fish!"

"The water is too coloured"

"The water is too clear".

"It must have been netted!"

"Shads worked well yesterday!"

"Mackrel strip was a killer last time I fished this!"

"Sorry guys but even though you got up at 4 am to get here the weather has turned n/s/w/e (choose your undesired direction) and it will be too rough"

" Yes I know the forecast last night was fine ...but things change!"

" Hurry back ...."

Cheers
Dave

[Ian Alexander]

Laughed for a week!

"
Not - "Fatty's caught a Bleg"

Hello, I've laughed for a week!!
Thanks, Ian.

[big_sean]

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Fish Hard lads there's fish

Half way up for Haddock's

Cod dont like big baits just put one mussel on the hook anymore is a waste (that one was said to me when i had bought my own bait)

And Now for the quotes from over the radio from one skipper to another (we listen to these in disgust whilst out fishing)

These lot are no good one of them just lost a lead

These lot are loving it today they've had a few whiting and some blegs (thats for a party of 12)

Theres no point moving these lot havent got a clue

there are numerous others but when we are out we dont write them down we just listen and laugh

[Charlie_Thompson]

Right here's your last chance before I turn to the camera and pull my crop top up at this thread. (exposing breasts obviously and waving a bottle of Buckfast)

[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. ~Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

see that's what I'm talkin bout muthachuffas

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.

That's a cracker

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck

I just type this stuff - please