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    was on holiday last week in lanzarote and had a morning trecking around teguise market, sterted to lash down so headed for shelter in an alley and who was in the same frame of mind mr alan charlton coincedence or what.
    had a bit crack about the fishing and got on our way, cant go nowhere without being spotted.
    have you got a cloth

  • #2
    Small world
    did he have a bag of fish ?
    Cheers Alan...

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    • #3
      [quote
      did he have a bag of fish ?[/quote]


      No he always smells like that - Boom Boom

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      • #4
        Me and my mate Geordie were dogging a few weeks back near Hendon Prom and who should come a tapping on the window - you knows it

        As someone else said - "It's a small world but I wouldn't like to paint it"

        I've bumped into a couple of people on different continents, seven degrees of separation and all that.

        One memorable holiday type coincidence / karma thing

        My first proper holiday away abroad - 16 with about 12 other mates, camping package holiday in southern France. The bus was making a few picks ups but we all decided to meet at the same one about half way down the list. Piled onto the coach drunk as monkeys, shouting and bawling in a polite kind of way. Deputy Head Master and family sat on same bus, going to same place, for same length of time. I feel for the man now I have growed up a bit. He must have felt like his heart was being ripped out by penguins or summat.

        We taught his toddlers how to swear and I tried to get into the shower with his wife by accident. It was endless jests and japes. I have vague memories of a delegation coming over and threatening us but that might have been something I saw on the telly and have since taken it on as fact. I chilled my boots though and eventually stopped pulling the guy ropes out of his tent as I thought it was childish and silly + I had been knocked over by a car and had seduced a tour rep. I'll not mention her name here as she is probably a successful Trawlerman / KingCrab fisherman and it may effect her career.

        Oh aye and straining Batchelors savoury rice for 8 by tipping the mix into a pillow case marching into the middle of the settlement and swinging it rund and rund laughing a lot. Only to see the overspray damage
        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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        • #5
          you could easily get a job with Ridley Scott

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BriH View Post
            [quote
            did he have a bag of fish ?

            No he always smells like that - Boom Boom [/quote]
            lol Bri
            Class reply Ell,sounds like a proper holiday
            Cheers Alan...

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            • #7
              ell you crack me up
              one of the best sense of humours that ive ever encountered

              shear class


              sless

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