Scottish Slang

[kayos]

Bored today!

Incase it's not obvious, its a poo!















I remember when these hats were first advertised in a newspaper about 20 years ago. My friends and I wet ourselves and said "they will bomb, I mean what sort of tool would ever wear those?" To my utter shame, my fellow Scots seem to love them!!

[spongebob]

A dinne ken what its al aboot!!. If a say that to the wife enough to wind her up I also get an away te f**k lol thats mild for a fifer mark lol

[easyfish1]

Passport............





What you lot will need to get into England......shortly...

Oh....and you can't claim benefits either....

[kayos]

Passport............





What you lot will need to get into England......shortly...

Oh....and you can't claim benefits either....

Haha, I will have to find somewhere else to fish then!

We have free eye tests, free prescriptions, free bus passes anywhere in Scotland for pensioners......oh and no bedroom tax. Who needs benefits Rob!!

The biggest benefit will never again being ruled by the Tories and without our 72 non Tory MP's in Westminster, you lot will be ruled by the Tories in perpetuity..............................Enjoy!!

[easyfish1]

And you can have that Trevor McDonald back too.....

The fish cannot be exported....Lynn will have to leave her catch behind...

[Davey1970]

Haha, I will have to find somewhere else to fish then!

We have free eye tests, free prescriptions, free bus passes anywhere in Scotland for pensioners......oh and no bedroom tax. Who needs benefits Rob!!

The biggest benefit will never again being ruled by the Tories and without our 72 non Tory MP's in Westminster, you lot will be ruled by the Tories in perpetuity..............................Enjoy!!

that's funny kayo's.
you have different thought's on benefit issue's on different thread's......!

[Prof Peach]

[kayos]

that's funny kayo's.
you have different thought's on benefit issue's on different thread's......!

Really? Kindly explain!

[Davey1970]

Really? Kindly explain!

boat fishing, polish ...
a alway's had respect for you on here

[kayos]

boat fishing, polish ...
a alway's had respect for you on here

What's the difference between Pope John Paul ll and Mr. Sheen?

No difference they are both Polish!

No offence taken by me mate and I hope none by you.

[mick303]

gave me a good laugh that mate, beleave it or not but we've got a pop man what comes round every week selling those bottle of Barrs! wor lass buys 3 bottles of the pineapple and 2 bags of tatties off him!!! its like living in the 80's!!! remember soda stream?

[regpude]

wor pop man sells the cheap tabs @ baccy aswell,they call him little jock with the big {smile},as hes always smiling.