them who laugh last

[sless]

them who laugh last laugh the longest
hahaha


i was working at a police station in gateshead yesterday
fitting new hinges on the car park gate
we were on the inside of the bars
and 2 coppers walked past on the outside and one quipped
keep the monkeys locked up

so all i said was
and
keep the pigs out

fook me i thought i was gaan to get nicked
i pizsed myself laughing
at thier faces

priceless

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Tut tut Graham you should know better

[sless]

well they wernt going to make a monkey out of me
hahaha

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

I'm sure you can do that all by yourself mate ................. no hang on that's me

[sless]

i think i may have upset some of our resident plods

oops

[zippie]

dont be daft sless,he started it sounds like a sense of humour failure on their part,uz defectives are not like that !!!!

[codseeker]

them who laugh last laugh the longest
hahaha


i was working at a police station in gateshead yesterday
fitting new hinges on the car park gate
we were on the inside of the bars
and 2 coppers walked past on the outside and one quipped
keep the monkeys locked up

so all i said was
and
keep the pigs out

fook me i thought i was gaan to get nicked
i pizsed myself laughing
at thier faces

priceless

lmfao i wished i could of spoke such words,as other times ive ended up in in them crappy cells all neet

[The Great Wallsendo]

Stick it to the man

lmfao i wished i could of spoke such words,as other times ive ended up in in them crappy cells all neet

I was pulled for drunk and disorderly with my mate once (we were harmless really, just mortal going home on the metro...my mate shouting fascists at the plod certainly didn't help though!!)...when i was at the station I was put in a side cell waiting for my turn to be booked in. I started emptying my pockets. At which point the PC that had been sat with me (and hitherto quite chatty) said "HeHe done this before have you?" to which I replied...."Na - but I've seen the Bill plenty of times"....I imagine the sense of humour failure he suffered was very similar to that Sless encountered...I still remember the face now and it makes me laugh to this day.

[peter.m]

dont be daft sless,he started it sounds like a sense of humour failure on their part,uz defectives are not like that !!!!

Like Zippie says like any walk of life some have no sense of humour... got admire your cheek though

But Zippie's legs are too little to get a traffic car

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

We've got plenty at our place that require a sense of humour transplant , to be honest when I applied to join the Police force years ago I'm still glad I went no further with it looking at the scum you lads have to deal with

[zippie]

too right small organ lol

[sless]

hahahaha

had blocks of wood on his padal when he was a kid

[zippie]

TITLE------ HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
hows your fingers mate ???
the lord moves in mysterious ways !!!

[sless]

my fingers are ok
just a wee bit bruised
tough as owld boots me man
it still hurt hahaha