Free Chocolate and chewing gum

[alan]

http://www.nestlepromotions.co.uk/pno/heaven/msn2007/sample.aspx

http://www.dryspellinstitute.co.uk/
click on "Treatments" link

[Charlie_Thompson]

Loved that Alan, that's what the Interweb's all about - Give a zillion creative apes a means of gobbing off and Lo .........

However ................ They'll make you laugh and then someone will hijack the idea to sell us pap.

Chewing gum and crisps are another issue altogether. Numerous times as a cub I tried eating crisps whilst having a bit of (lasts for days) gum in the mouth, no matter what tooth or skin fold you try to use to separate the two the gum always ends up kind of granular and vaguely salty and must be spat onto the pavement where it forms a beautiful patina on our streets (if there's no pavement handy stick it in a weaklings hair). I HATE CHUT. It's nobbut smack for gob****es

For "CHUT" read "GOWIE"

[alan]

lmao

[Charlie_Thompson]

You Knows It Alan

And trying to eat mints to get the flavour back in doesn't work neither.

And I truly believed that if a lass pulled chut from her teeth and got a good string going she was loose - If she swang it round her finger she was a professional

[tonyfromalnwick]

Just ordered some of both.
Soon as it gets here I'll stick it on eBay for Ł5....some daft sod's bound to want it.