Great Song Titles

[T.C.]

Here's one I heard on a country music station earlier today:

"I miss my woman - but my aim's gettin' better".......lol

Anybody got any others????

[RobAdair]

Got an email years ago with hundreds of them, here's a selection of the funniest:

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone

Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

He's got a Way with Women...and He's Just got Away with Mine

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)

She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye

[alan]

Not excactly great song titles but unusual,you have to be PC these days so I left quite a few others out but you can Google the Artists yourself
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow, Frank Zapper
Where's my Chicken you *******,The Dentists
John Noakes vs. Tony Bastables """""""""""""
Get off my fu ckin' allotment - Chaotic Dischord,
I was a Kamikaze pilot - Hoodoo Gurus
If you don't leave me alone (I'm gonna find somebody that will) - Delbert McLinton
Your goatee gets on my nerves (not to mention the moustache) - Milosc
Man With the Woman's Head, Captain Beefheart
Freedom of Speech Won't Feed My Children,Manics
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming Plans Ahead
Methadone Pretty,Manics
Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues, S.O.D

[tonyfromalnwick]

Careful with that axe, Eugene......Pink Floyd

[alan]

Tony
Down, down. Down, down. The star is screaming.
Beneath the lies. Lie, lie. Tschay, tschay, tschay.
[sound of Waters blowing into the microphone]
[light screaming from Waters]
Careful, careful, careful with that axe, Eugene.
[very loud and prolonged scream]
[another very loud and prolonged scream]
[Waters blowing into the microphone]
[light screaming from Waters]
The stars are screaming loud.
Tsch.
Tsch.
Tsch.
[low groaning sound from Roger Waters]

[BriH]

Who Killed Liddle
who Killed Bambi

[sless]

WAVIS O'SHAVE(south shields)

Denis Smokes Tabs (John Is A Figroll)
Mauve Shoes Are Awful
You Think You're A Woman Because You Don't Eat Fishcakes
Don't Crush Bees To Death With The End Of Your Walking Stick


LP= Anna Ford's Bum (Wavis O'Shave's Album)


he was some bloke
he changed his name to rod stewart(and got the nose job aswell)
then he went on the telly as mr starey out

[marksworld]

onehundred and fifty one caricatures: jon wayne

i'm partial to your abracadabra: ian dury and the blockheads

pussy liquor: rob zombie

there's no lights on the chirstmas tree mother, they're burning big louie tonight: alex harvey

the ballard of resurrection joe and rosa whore: rob zombie




cheers
mark

[mark]

Who put the benzadrine in Grandma Murphy's ovaltine - harry 'the hipster Gibson'