Virgin On-Line Banking

[Charlie_Thompson]

Anyone else find the new interface a little hilarious? "Kick-Ass Insurance Deals" and "Hot" credit card offers. I just want to get over the agony of paying my minimum (plus that extra bit your meant to do to stop the debt spiralling out of control ......Weeeeee). It's new colour scheme is deep devil red - it reeks of excess, ignorance, a design team with an average age of 23 and a touch of desperation. I am transferring my balance back to Coutts forwith. (They're bound to have forgotten about what happened the last time)

This web site issue has affected me deeply and I need a lie down after a couple or more daft posts

[peter.m]

Once handled a couple of Coutts cheques (not in the criminal way) and thought they were forgeries cos they weren't the big logos).

Long live corprast

Long live Strongbow !!

[Charlie_Thompson]

Barings - Imagine that "Err all your moneys disappeared off of our screens"

"What does that mean?"

"You've lost almost everything sir"

Tradgedy

[mark]

I use to be a Lloyds name pre BCCI

they called me that joker with nee money and rubber cheques

banks are sooo last century

Krugerands is where its at. get some bought and stashed away for the post bliar revoltion (a shotgun under the bed might be useful too)

[Charlie_Thompson]

I have most of my part removed asset base investment on top of the mantlepiece next to my car keys.

If I had out spare I'd invest in Galapagos Tortoises or "Shoes" for the bairns grandkids. If there was out left over I'd buy a cake for my nana and some tracing paper.

[Charlie_Thompson]

Not sure what I'd do with the tracing paper but I'm sure I'd think of something after a bit. (Just did) I could put it on my car wind screen so people would think it was all steamed up on the inside when I was driving along but I need to work out a way of seeing out (Note to self -Eyeholes perhaps but think about corners and killing people)

[mark]

I have most of my part removed asset base investment on top of the mantlepiece next to my car keys.

please be aware the the value of traffic cones can down as well as up