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    the bad news is that in the metro centre it is now strictly VERBOTEN to smoke

    but hey look on the bright side, I\'ll never be passing across the threshold of that temple of consumerism again! It\'ll save me a fortune, haven\'t broken that bit of news to Herself and the kids yet though
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

  • #2
    In all the time it\'s been there Mark, I\'ve only ever been twice.

    First time - hated it and couldn\'t wait to get out of the place.

    Second time - just to see if the first time was as bad as I\'d remembered it.......IT WAS !

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    • #3
      Mark you\'ve just got the whistle blowing on my kettle of urine. What a ****ing liberty. We are not that far from a complete ban on smoking in public places full stop. What\'s going on there then. I demand all cars, industrial filth machines, spouters of Racist Filth, Independent Financial Advisors with bad breath, tabloid journalists, HRT tablets, MMR jabs, alcopops, Burberry garments, E-Numbers, Lords and Ladies be banned from public places as well on the basis that they **** me right off as well. See you in court! or more likely round at my house cos I\'m not gannin out if I can\'t have a tab ever

      [Edited on 3/3/2004 by Ell]

      [Edited on 3/3/2004 by Ell]

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      • #4
        if its health they are worried about then fat b astards walking down the street stuffing their faces with recycled lips, noses and testicles in the shape of a McDonalds burger whilst swigging Coke... In fact stuffing your clock with anything vaguely related to an American Fast food product should be banned - with obvious excpetion here to greggs pasties, savaloys and kebabs (but only kebabs between the hours of midnight aand 4am)

        And while we are at it aanyone taking their child to school in a car who lives within half a mile of the sschool should have their road tax increased 10fold. If they do it in discovery/range rover/4x4 etc then they should be forced to give up their gold strappy sandals aand fake tan as well.

        All school children should be forced to have annual school trip as part of the national curriculum to a meat recovery plant where the ingredients of all their lovely fast food are obtained.

        I know what goes into ready meals - I\'ve been in the factory
        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

        Thought for the day:
        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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        • #5
          Sick of editing.

          What about taking back the medals earned by our Grandads because they were smoking ****ing tabs sent out by The Red Cross to save them from the bullets. And hows about a bit of a tax rebate. How many of these anti-tabbers can say they are dying for their country. If I\'m having a fag and it\'s upsetting you then ****ing move! If you\'ve got no-where to move to, then have a polite word with me. I\'ll move. If you want to drink in a smoke free pub then there\'s something seriously wrong with you! IMHO

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          • #6
            School run ...........hey you\'re not doing my blood pressure much good mark. I\'ve ranted to our lass about this and her answer was \"If I had a car and the time I\'d drive them there\" Why? \"Because it\'s safer\" What are parents scared of. Tabloid money making hysteria has caused us to restrict our childrens freedom. Shame on them.

            Fast Food

            100+ organisations concerned with health, check the list, it\'s basically the who\'s who, of who cares about food, today have called upon the government to seriously look at a ban on fast food advertising. Tessa Jowell ,who is currently minister in charge of answering this type of question when her bosses say she can, has announced that a ban on advertising fast food would do no good. So that\'s it then. Lets get fat :P

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            • #7
              from the 1st of april, yes the first of april, it will be illegal to smoke in a pub or restaurant anywhere in the republic of ireland. That\'ll do wonders for guiness shares.

              as for costing money... for every £100 it costs to treat a smoker from smoking related illness, that smoker will have contributed £350 in revenue!

              Us smokers are keeping the NHS going, so I think we should have red carpet treatment.

              \"Injured yourseld playing squash sir?? Oh dear well I\'m afraid you\'ll have to wait the gentleman next to you is a forty a day man, and as such qualifies for a blow job from each nurse in turn, daily, for the next six months.

              You should have spent the membership of your health club on cigarettes sir....\"

              One of the 100 plus comapaies (best not name names) I have worked for in the past and spend in excess of 100 million a year on marketing in the uk. All through the same advertising, which co-incidently is a supporter of the labour party

              funny that.....
              ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

              Thought for the day:
              Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

              Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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              • #8
                Smoke ya ****ing Tits off off I say, and you can always put THC, PCP, Crack Cocaine, Crystal Meth, Lavender etc. in yer tab if it\'s only baccy that\'s banned. That\'ll sort things out

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                • #9
                  that reminds me, must buy a new crack pipe in the morning, the kids just aren\'t the same without it before school
                  ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                  Thought for the day:
                  Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                  Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                  • #10
                    I work in a pub and have been telling people for a while that it will be banned here soon. They all think not. WATCH THIS SPACE.
                    Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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                    • #11
                      Ell,

                      Must take exception to HRT slur , it\'s gave wor lass the pair of boobs she always longed for . It should be compulsory for every female imho

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                      • #12
                        I packed in 2 years ago but our lass still smokes. I don\'t have a problem with smoking at all it was just to costly to have 2 of us smoking and I\'d rather have the money to feed the cod in the sea. It\'s laughable that anti smokers whinge and whine about smokers and yet all drive cars, live in centrally heated homes, go on holidays abroad every year all the while contributing greenhouse gases. Their lungs aren\'t gonna be much F***ing use to them when they\'re under a couple of hundred feet of water in the next few centuries
                        "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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                        • #13
                          I\'ll grant you that Dave your lasses boobs are lovely, taste a bit funny though.

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                          • #14
                            i\'ll be glad when smoking is banned from all public places because i\'m fed up washing my 2 sons brownshirts everytime they have been to the local shopping centre because they stink of fags

                            les the smoking nazi

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                            • #15
                              I am a smoker but reluctantly agree if it annoys people it should be banned . But be carefull though , it\'s another right being taken away from us by the control freaks in power .

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