f a o codmagnet

[regpude]

youve got a pm tony.

[beachbuddy]

youve got a pm tony.

he's round olly's servicing her back boiler.

[cod magnet]

youve got a pm tony.

replied mate

[big phil 123]

he's round olly's servicing her back boiler.

Can't be his car is parked at the dene must be walking the dog

[rocketman]

Can't be his car is parked at the dene must be walking the dog

he dont have a dog...wonder what he was up to down there

[cod magnet]

he dont have a dog...wonder what he was up to down there

i was down there with 3 women sorry can not tell you there names, but they were well game , there husbands can not be satisfying these lovely lasses best time i have had since the mother in law broke her hip , i had them down the prom end bay in my little 107 last saturday one said rocketmans an ugly bugger , the other said big phill is uglier, the third said i and beachbuddy is the ugliest man ive seen , then they all started chanting wee want codmagnet wee want cod magnet by me little car smells like like a tuna wagon happy days

[big phil 123]

I seen you the other weekend with them it smells like a tuna factory as they were wedged in like sardines in the mini passion wagon

[rocketman]

i was down there with 3 women sorry can not tell you there names, but they were well game , there husbands can not be satisfying these lovely lasses best time i have had since the mother in law broke her hip , i had them down the prom end bay in my little 107 last saturday one said rocketmans an ugly bugger , the other said big phill is uglier, the third said i and beachbuddy is the ugliest man ive seen , then they all started chanting wee want codmagnet wee want cod magnet by me little car smells like like a tuna wagon happy days

Dont talk daft u been sniffing petrol again you know me phil n beachbuddy are babe magnets

[cod magnet]

Dont talk daft u been sniffing petrol again you know me phil n beachbuddy are babe magnets

behave yourself your the only 55 year old man who thinks an itchyfanny is a japenese motor bike

[cod magnet]

the first lady in the car said to me bye codmagnet thats twice the size of rocketmans the second lady in the car said bye thats 3 times bigger than tiny phills , the third one said what the hell is that beach buddy hasnt got one and wears knickers in bed

[big phil 123]

Your welcome to our knock back mate suprised you didn't have to tie the seat belt round ya waist to stop you falling in after I had her

[cod magnet]

Your welcome to our knock back mate suprised you didn't have to tie the seat belt round ya waist to stop you falling in after I had her

your not supposed to put you head in ya tatty , i will show you what to do AGAIN

[big phil 123]

This time find a bird sick of you showing me what to do with Bernie

[cod magnet]

This time find a bird sick of you showing me what to do with Bernie

you done well with bernie heard you had him screaming , when ya nutted him

[rocketman]

the first lady in the car said to me bye codmagnet thats twice the size of rocketmans the second lady in the car said bye thats 3 times bigger than tiny phills , the third one said what the hell is that beach buddy hasnt got one and wears knickers in bed

your not supposed to put you head in ya tatty , i will show you what to do AGAIN

Yeah your good at whowing blokes what to do......be hones have you never famcied woman# come on be honest i wont tell no one