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    This little boy goes to his dad and asks , \"what is politics ? \"

    Dad says , \"well son , let me try to explain it this way : I\'m the
    breadwinner of the family , so lets call me Capitalism . Your Mum , she\'s
    the administrator of the money , so we\'ll call her the Goverment . We\'re
    here to take care of your needs , so we\'ll call you the People. The Nanny we\'ll consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we\'ll call him the Future . Now think about that and see if it makes sence.\"

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying , so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

    So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he goes to the Nanny\'s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning , the little boy says to his Father, \"Dad, I think I
    understand the concept of politics now.\"

    The Father says, \"Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.\"

    The little boy replies, \"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the working class, the Goverment is sound asleep , the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Sh*t.
    As my dad used to say....Man who go to bed with itchy bum......wake up with stinky finger!!!

    Ian

  • #2
    Nice one Ian

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    • #3
      You\'ve been peeking at Mr Blair\'s new manifesto

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