Do you have a jackanory at work??

[rocketman]

will you please stop stalking me , and do not send mpuffse any more pm asking for a date , i am not that way inclined , i know you think im sexy and you want my body , but its for women only ,now get a life or a gay partner

haway man magnet dont be like that....i can still remember when you got chatted up by four puffs they took you back to their flat you were scared as it was your first time one of them got a dice out of his pocket and said to u " right if you throw a 1 2 3 4 or 5 the four of us are gonna gang bang you" you said "what if i get a 6" pne of the puffs said " you get amother go"...
Lol

[Tadpoleman]

A certain angler (well knows for his little tails) was on Shields pier on a rough day and said that a wave had washed one of the blocks clean over the pier and into the harbour ! then a wave in the harbour washed it back over and back to its original place ! and did i believe him ?

[The Plum]

haha he told me loads of bike ones, he accidently drove into the back of a police car on his motorbike, flew onto the roof cut all his legs and body on the lights and was looking down into the windscreen with 2 officers sitting in then, his mate rode down put his foot up against the car door so the police couldnt get out the until he jumped on the back of his mates bike then rode off and just left his bike on the floor

hahahaha belter he wasn calld kevin good******was he haha

[marco1967]

A certain angler (well knows for his little tails) was on Shields pier on a rough day and said that a wave had washed one of the blocks clean over the pier and into the harbour ! then a wave in the harbour washed it back over and back to its original place ! and did i believe him ?

I can vouch for this m8, I was there .

[OuTkast76]

hahahaha belter he wasn calld kevin good******was he haha

Lol his name is Aldrige prior or some know him as pinnochio :P

[splishspash]

Lol his name is Aldrige prior or some know him as pinnochio :P

was his first name Ernie,he sounds very much like a bloke i worked with years ago he had more patter than three days of rain.

[Ian Alexander]

Hello,
A few years ago, in the summer, I was using my motorbike for work, and this lad I worked with was an accomplished bulls****er.
He said to me, " Aye mate I used to love me bikes me, but had to give them up cos I just never knew when to stop like",
He went on, "One morning I jumped on me bike for a spin and never got back till 11 o'clock that night", when he got home his lass came out and said, "where have you been?"
He took off his helmet and announced........."FRANCE"

Ha Ha

Regards Ian

[ozzy37]

i have a mate that when he hears your funny story of something that happened in your own life he will re-tell YOUR story to a group of people as his own haha

[Charlton]

grew up with one and ended up with him all my life, he was an accomplished tracker, survival expert, memeber os the secret service, SAS, could fly helicopters, planes, caught the bigest fish of any species you could imagine, didn't register them as he didn't want to show off having so many worl records, even admitted being the godfather of a huge international crime syndicate, expert horse rider, skier, parachute jumper, world reknowned character actor (always well made up so he couldn't be recognised) crack shot with any weapon, expert deep sea diver, swam the Amazon "twice" rowed the atlantic, fought grizzly bears with his bear hands and knife and lived to tell the tale so he could keep you up to date with all the fishing news in the Journal and Sundau Sun.

[Kev1n]

Alan, next he’ll be telling everyone that there’s loads of mackerel about.

I work with a lad who has been nicknamed “Elevenerife” he’s always been one better so if you’ve been to Tenerife he’s been to Elevenerife.

[Charlton]

Alan, next he’ll be telling everyone that there’s loads of mackerel about.

I work with a lad who has been nicknamed “Elevenerife” he’s always been one better so if you’ve been to Tenerife he’s been to Elevenerife.

I was out on my luxury motorcruiser this morning and caught over a ton of mackerel in an hour on a single spinner and ate them all for lunch

[lumpsucker]

Did you fillet them or swallow them whole?

[Charlton]

Did you fillet them or swallow them whole?

just gutted them, thought eating the guts would of been greedy