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    Jim ( Willywetegg ) and me fished Coldingham yesterday ,sea was flat but the wind was a bit strong ,we tried a couple of canny marks shown to us by Stores ,only managed a couple of bites and I lost one on the way in ,wrasse I think anyway it was a great day ,great craic although I\'ve got sunburn coupled with wearing sunglasses I am now the official NESA panda !
    Anyone know where I can get some cheap bamboo lol
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

  • #2
    Yo Steve, ASDA sell it in little pots, grow your own. you just keep addiong water to it.
    As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
    but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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    • #3
      u think so... take a look left..at my avatar, thats me after the mull social. THEY are panda eyes mate!!
      Maker and inventor of CANNYLINKS, the best rotten bottom system bar none. IMHO!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOWm18-UD6E

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      • #4
        Steve Glad you and Jim enjoyed your day out,but dont even go there with the panda eyes

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        • #5
          I fell asleep on a beach near Capetown SA at about 7:30am after persuading my lightweight mates to drop me off for more beer, after a huge 3 day sesh, at a beach front bar. They did then ****ed off and left me. I managed one wafer thin beer beer which brought back every single rush I\'d had over the last few days ...WHHHOOAAAoooo!! I tucked my teeth together and held back the vomit, pulled my eyes back round so they looked like 3 lemons and not mixed JPM\'s and strood / strud to the beach. Lay down, stripped off to my scuddies and pulled them up my crack for some sunbathing reason. Anyhow, woke up feeling a bit fluffly, bit of a dry mouth, and tried to stand up. NOT HAPPENING easily. Realised something was up (I blamed the drugs) staggered to the bar I\'d been in before oblivious to the reactions I was causing. \"What time is it please\" ...........\"2:00pm\" I did the maths surprisingly quickly. Early morning to late afternoon in one spot with NO sunblock under 90-100f (****ing f) you are in big trouble. And I was. To paraphrase the rest of the saga

          I made it home, walked all the way, no cash left.
          The door of the 2 bed flat the 13 of us were living in was opened and the opener started screaming and people were fainting and crying out to the lord and I remember being put into a cold bath.

          A few days later . I came to with a straw in my mouth through which it felt like I was drinking really strong liquor. I WAS! GET IN. Strange people were looking at my frazzled body and commenting on the horrible panty line caused by me raking my Y fronts up me clunge. I\'d also rolled over during the marathon burn out and ended up with an arm hanging over me gut so ended up with a white stripe across the belly as well. I had to walk with sticks for 10 days, (Didn\'t stop me going out on new years eve though wrapped loosley in a white sheet and keeping away from any huggers) Still waiting for the melanomas to appear.

          I peeled my face and sellotaped the skin over the flat telephone which was quite funny. And went in the shower and came out with what looked like transparent wellys, on as the water had dribbled down the slits in my burnt skin further up and collected round my ankles. Highly attractive. Missed my flight home and missed christmas and new year with my lover and family.

          Made up for it though with some terrible slow motion debauchery on the other side of the planet. Sore but Nice.

          Them were the days
          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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          • #6
            I\'m paling into insignificance loell
            You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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            • #7
              Oh yeah, I was on my way to school once as well and all of my arms and legs fell off and i went all fiery and burnt up a lot.

              didn\'t hurt much as I was living in Hetton - le Hole at the time.

              If you don\'t want to burn up don\'t go to school.

              Bet I don\'t.

              [Edited on 31/8/2005 by Charlie_Thompson]
              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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              • #8
                I bet you edit that one Ell ...........Bet ya
                You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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                • #9

                  [Edited on 31/8/2005 by TC]

                  Lol .......Aye we\'ll see

                  [Edited on 31/8/2005 by TC]

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                  • #10
                    OUCH, it could only happen to you Ell

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