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[topbanana]

i remember an old mate, alan he was called. we were fishing in smiths a good few year ago before any of the development was even thought of.

anyway it was a cold winters day and the oldins always wore floatation suits. so alan decided to go take a dump down the steps in the dock. he came back up saying 'here lads ah dont know where that went, it must of washed off the step !' here wasn't a shy bloke like.

through the course of the day us and alan kept on getting wafts of sh@te and low and behold he had only took a dump into the hood of his suit !

what a belter ! i couldn't get up for laughing

[BestNest]

1st day i took my spankas MAG 2 out fishing... end of Shields Pier, forgot to knock it to free spool! tried to thump a cast out and ended up clinging onto Rod Butt with Finger and Thumb! Everything over the side!
would of been the longest walk back along the pier that Day
Rod's still got the nice marks on to remind me of it

[Davey-m]

Stood on pier for 10hours only to catch one codling headed and gutted it went to chuck the head and chucked my knife over the side instead.

[canman]

Gutting fish after fish steaming back to port in the monotany sometimes keeping the guts and chucking the fish overboard

[g.ordon]

Tie a shock leader knot and then cut the main line when trimming knot ends

[jimmy]

fished roker pier a few years ago, went doon the steps for a hit and miss, came back up to see me rod bouncing like fk, ran ower, reeled in a 4lber, only for a kid to come ower and say cheers mate, wasnt my fkn rod, was sick as a chip cos a blanked that neet

[lambengland]

fished roker pier a few years ago, went doon the steps for a hit and miss, came back up to see me rod bouncing like fk, ran ower, reeled in a 4lber, only for a kid to come ower and say cheers mate, wasnt my fkn rod, was sick as a chip cos a blanked that neet

Hahaha

[codseeker]

remember that monster i cudnt shift jimmy ,come off on the lift it sat there for a while laughing at iz before it swam off i was wounded for a fortnight

http://www.nesa.co.uk/forums/shore-fishing/16490-unlucky-coddy-mate.html

[Pete from shields]

fished roker pier a few years ago, went doon the steps for a hit and miss, came back up to see me rod bouncing like fk, ran ower, reeled in a 4lber, only for a kid to come ower and say cheers mate, wasnt my fkn rod, was sick as a chip cos a blanked that neet

LMFAO class.

[BestNest]

remember that monster i cudnt shift jimmy ,come off on the lift it sat there for a while laughing at iz before it swam off i was wounded for a fortnight
http://www.nesa.co.uk/forums/shore-f...oddy-mate.html

U had a doubler since then m8y??
Crackin report anyhow!!! Devastating though!!

[codseeker]

U had a doubler since then m8y??
Crackin report anyhow!!! Devastating though!!

had 2 m8 since then

[jimmy]

remember that monster i cudnt shift jimmy ,come off on the lift it sat there for a while laughing at iz before it swam off i was wounded for a fortnight
http://www.nesa.co.uk/forums/shore-f...oddy-mate.html

aye a remember it well young un, especially the look on ye face, a still laugh aboot it whenever a think of it, mint

[jimmy]

U had a doubler since then m8y??
Crackin report anyhow!!! Devastating though!!

the fkrs always catching doublers mate, he forgot what small tommys are like

[BestNest]

the fkrs always catching doublers mate, he forgot what small tommys are like

Just sum boy man!!!

[OuTkast76]

I was about 14 fishing with mates down the river wear at cox green and one of my mates didnt have a clue about fishing...he was using a beach caster on a 20 metre wide section of river and cast a 6oz lead straight into a house on the other side...then after he was swinging it around and the lead flew off my other mates head..luckily he was wearing a hat!!