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[Ell]

ACE lager

it actually takes alcohol from your body when you drink it

And your self esteem.

To gain respect from your peers drink expensive lagers, fancy shots and alcobollix. Once that mission is achieved seek out the maximum bang for your bucks. IMHO and not in any particular order .......

Buckfast
QC (Quality Counts)
MD
Meths (Strained through burnt toast - charcoal innit)
Carlsberg Special - bit too crusty
Tennants Super - Now ya talking (the old purple tin)
Any White Cider without artificial sweetners...........The last bastion has given out and even \"White Lightening\" now contains these heinous chemicals. WHY?

I\'ll leave you all on a lighter note. Travelled to Northern Italy once Many relaxing things done on the hairyplane, piled in to mine hosts kip, 7:00am everyone weird to bits, lets go wander round this beautiful mediaeval citadel took a right out of the place we were staying walked 400 yards (or centimes whatever) and saw the amber glow of an open pilgrims pit stop. Now in Europe the drink is sold at any time so asking for a proper one at 8 in the morning is not a capital offence......... thus I scanned the pumps (and optics, I was on tour) and spotted a pump with the TENNANTS SUPER badge of beauty attached. Now I thought that\'s not on, it\'s like wearing Hell\'s Angel\'s colours for a laugh or pretending to be a Vietnam Vet, so odered up a Litre. If I could speak Italian I would, but can\'t ......SALUT(E)... \"off fong gulay\" Twas Tennants Super on draft un ****ing believable. Had 4 litres, lost me mates missed out on three days (memory loss) and all sorts of other terrible things.

Ace or what, edited by the morning

[bribones]

dunno ill read the label when me eyesight works normaly

[sless]

ell how do you type that with all that in your system

hahaha


black tower rules
hic

[Ell]

Practice Mate

[mark]

sorry ell, but you forgot the one essential ingredient of the path to enlightenment....

Thunderbird

Not the blue label mind, thats for girls, has to be red or the holy grail itself...black label thunderbird.

them were the days, bottle of thunderbird before we went out, hit the toon for 6 where trebles were to be had for a quid then into some proper pubs for a few bottle of dog.

One other beverage that I found was scandia special. off the tennants/carly special idium but half the price. we used to have to got a wallsend to buy it, the only place I ever saw it. True beers of distinction one and all.

my foreign travel story then.... Working in california in the late eighties, where anal retention is genetic, and they think budweiser is the worlds best beer (californian bud was a pathetic 2.4%), I suffered many a night of \"this is better than any Limey beers\" type banter.

returned home for a break but went back with a case of special brew for them to try.

of the 4 others that were watching the football with me (for football read poncy rednecks wearing lots of padding and needing to have a rest every few minutes, glad to see the US rugby team get there buttts kicked at the weekend) i digress, of the 4 other california eejits I shared a billit with, 3 were sick and one passed out after managing 2 cans,

funny that they never mentioned inferior limey beers again

ho hum

4-0 to the toon!

[Ell]

[Edited on 26/11/2004 by Ell]

[Ell]

10-4 to all of that mark m8. You can find proper beer in the States though you\'ve just got to ask the wrong people.

[jonny_mc]

Ehat the hell are you lot going on about now?

[sless]

we will tell you when you grow up

hahaha

are you fishing tonight joinny

[jonny_mc]

SLESS WHAT DO YOU MEEN GROW UP! ITS STEPHEN U NEED TO TELL!!

[sless]

wow
what a bite

i meant when you are old enough

i promise i will never have a laugh with jonny again

he cant take a joke

whats this got to do with stephen anyway

[jonny_mc]

Sless i meen u need to tell stephen to grow uo....and tell him to stop being so competitive

[sless]

are you fishing tonight jonny

[jonny_mc]

no sless tomorrow m8 ans tomorrow i am off to blyth, seaton,newbiggin etc.......

[sless]

dont bother with blyth
im going to fish it out tonight