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Met a fella on Blyth pier last night, he wandered up to me and me mate and asked if I had any pliers, I thought reel problems or he needed a tooth taking out. I had some pliers. He then produced a scabby whitey with a hook deepish down. I said I happened to have a disgorger (not a ****ing clue how to use it like, me that is) and my mate expertly disgorged the thing. Anyway this old boy started cracking on to us. To cut a long story less long \"Someone caught a Marlin off Whitley bay beach last week\" he said, \"What a sailfish with a big pointy beak\" didn\'t phase the guy at all, apparently a Marlin was caught of Whitley Bay last week. I was thinking Bluefin Tuna off Ireland, Porgies off of St. Mary\'s and Dolphins all over the gaff, maybe. No way though. This chap went on to tell us about catching a fish in Scotland, \"A big Orange thing\" and the lad he was with told him to throw it straight into the sea as it\'s phlegm was poisonous and would kill you on contact. He pronounced the word phlegm as Fellum, not being ****ing posh but that\'s how he did. Normally you believe the ****e and lies fellow anglers tell you so it wasn\'t until a few minutes after he\'d nicked off that me and me pal looked at each other and ****ing hit the floor, Marlin off Whitley Bay and Orange Phlegm death fish.
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was he in his early thirties ell and called john and never shuts up , sounds like a angler who fishes local that had a 4.5lb lemon sole of the quay last week i told him to bring it in for a photo but he had give it to the wife to eat 4.5LB LEMON SOLE Ha Ha this same bloke pulled a 13lb cod up the end of the drum on the pier with a £10.00 kids rod set -
That guy still around then Billy m8? Haven\'t seen him for a while - phew! I see he is still THE TOP ANGLER in North Shields, then!?!?
So long and thanks for all the fish! (www.lsbsac.co.uk)Comment
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How big? \"it was this big------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------lol and you wonder why people take the mick out of fisherman about things like that.Comment
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