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    have to share this with all , maybe someone has seen also, went to shields pier on mon, but shut, so decided to drive to hendon prom, to see if anyone fishing, whilst driving near seaburn, on left hand side, sees a white sherpa van parked, nothing fishy about that, or so i thought, as driving nearly past it, drivers door opens and out gets a short skirt and clearly stockings, by noy fleeting glimpse but what the **** had i just saw, female or male, am ganning back for look, curiousity, swung car round and as i drive past could see someone in back, clearly changing clothes, again swung car round and parked 20yrds behind it, side door slides open and out pops 50ish bloke, well i thought i may not catch fish, but at least i had a little chuckle to myself, and the answer to everyones imagination, i drove aweay lol, its all about being in the right spot at the right time, not really fishing felated but mightly funny, lol

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    aslong as you don't put it as your "catch report" (caught a perv) lmfao
    Species: Cod, Bass, Coalie, Flounder, Dab, Rockling, Mackerel, Plaice, Pollock, Ballen Wrasse, L/S Scorpion, Common Blenny, Weaver (unfortunately), Whiting, Common Eel, Trout, Pike... think that's it

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    • #3
      try fishing st marys on a weekend,you are the odd one out going fishing.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by jarrow View Post
        have to share this with all , maybe someone has seen also, went to shields pier on mon, but shut, so decided to drive to hendon prom, to see if anyone fishing, whilst driving near seaburn, on left hand side, sees a white sherpa van parked, nothing fishy about that, or so i thought, as driving nearly past it, drivers door opens and out gets a short skirt and clearly stockings, by noy fleeting glimpse but what the **** had i just saw, female or male, am ganning back for look, curiousity, swung car round and as i drive past could see someone in back, clearly changing clothes, again swung car round and parked 20yrds behind it, side door slides open and out pops 50ish bloke, well i thought i may not catch fish, but at least i had a little chuckle to myself, and the answer to everyones imagination, i drove aweay lol, its all about being in the right spot at the right time, not really fishing felated but mightly funny, lol
        you pervert haha
        did eeerrrr ya snap it off like?thats a shame teeeheeeeheeeheeee and take your rubbish home and dont be a meth

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        • #5
          sometimes take my sons dog down to Collingwoods Monument for a run around, there a couple of transvetites live in Tynemouth. Had my grandson with me one day, when this man/woman came walking along and said good morning, the person had only gone a few steps my grandson turned to me and said "gramps that's a man isnt it" well i couldn't help it I burst out laughing, the man/woman gaves us a hummmpph (no not a hump) and pranced off.
          Alan

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jarrow View Post
            not really fishing felated but mightly funny, lol
            haha
            gettin a rod for wor lass, should be a good swap!

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            • #7
              PMSL as well "Fishing Felated" Classico
              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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              • #8
                bugger
                i will have to get another van
                i clicked my tights as some pervert was keep driving past putting me off
                ahahhahaha
                class
                ive seen a few things when ive been fishing
                quite a few
                blow jobs on trow rock
                2 gay females getting it on in front of target rock
                with an alsation dog with them licking its lips(well that was the 2 of us)
                ahahahhaa
                lasses nearly kicking the windscreens out of cars in norht row ends car park
                a lad and a lass naked on marsden beach
                i shone my light on them and they didnt miss a thrust


                sless

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                • #9
                  Years ago when i sold photocopiers there was a org in N Shields that was run my what used to be a man.
                  I made an appointment as the copier they had was old,i wanted to sell a new one,the engineers who looked after the machine gave me a heads up on the unique person that worked there.
                  As it happens my manager came along on a observed appointment as part of the training.
                  I didn't tell him what was coming.
                  I swear his mouth never closed during the whole meeting,he could have caught flies.
                  THE PSYCHIC BIKER

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                  • #10
                    Was going to put a post on this thread but daren't in case someone looks at my avatar and puts 2 + 2 together..............oh too late, Jim quick remove this!!
                    Last edited by Beachlover; 10-01-2009, 01:11 AM. Reason: Couldn't spell avatar, can now!
                    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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                    • #11
                      strange

                      hi all was fishing pottery banks about a month ago when a car came screaching down the hill bloke gets out the car and throws to black bags into the river then we could hear him smashing things up any how later after he left we moved farther down to where he was only to descover that what he'd been smashing up was a pile of dildos and vibrators i was in stitches when realised lets just hope it wasnt the wife in the to black bags.....

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