Drive down Roker

[Charlie_Thompson]

Had no.1 son out for a driving lesson the night, had a bowl down Roker, sea looked canny. Pier looked shut as well?

[blackrat]

How was his driven though Charlie.....

[mickcave83]

ooh champion, might give it a go 2moro for a few hours or possibly monday

[Charlie_Thompson]

How was his driven though Charlie.....

He was only half ****ed this time so the gear changes were smooth but we hit the kerb / old ladies a few times.

He failed last time for misreading a sign and going 20 in a 30 mph zone. I've told him not to wear the clown suit next time as it doesn't give the right impression and the shoes don't help with pedal control

[treeboa]

He failed last time for misreading a sign and going 20 in a 30 mph zone. I've told him not to wear the clown suit next time as it doesn't give the right impression and the shoes don't help with pedal control

nowt like some fatherly comments , better than i was, oi boy your acting like a fanny on a night out, pass your test son you got more chance passing out, needless to say he passed first time and came back with oi old man, shut ya gob lol

[blackrat]

He was only half ****ed this time so the gear changes were smooth but we hit the kerb / old ladies a few times.

He failed last time for misreading a sign and going 20 in a 30 mph zone. I've told him not to wear the clown suit next time as it doesn't give the right impression and the shoes don't help with pedal control

Got some crackin BIGGLES glasses for im, although my BEER glasses seem to be gettin used a lot lately

[davem2005]

Charlie ....

You knows whats next dont yah ...

Picture the phone call...

Hello abc car insurance,

You.."I'd like to add my son to my car insurance"

Him ..."Certainly sir ...can you give us the details..."

You..." Same car I have now at fully comp for 280 quid...I want to add a new driver."

Him " Fine...name and age of additional driver.."

You " xxxxx...and he is 18"

Him " Sniggers ( mutters under breath GOT one ....I will make that xmas bonus after all) Has he got a clean license?"

You ..." clean ...it hasnt even got finger prints on it"

Him..." How many years experience?

You ..." About 21 hours so far".

Him..." can you hold the line a minute"

He then googles last minute breaks to the dominican republic for xmas and new year as he can afford it if this comes off.

Him..." right our system is serching for the best quote"

Hmmm...two weeks full board is only 900 quid each ...I could take the family as well...

Him..." Right I have the best quote for you from 1 million 400 hundred and 37 insurers in our database and the price is Ł???????. 67p....Hello...you still there...hello...Helloo?"

Him..." hello can I have an ambulance please....to go to the caller at 0191 323..."



Cheers
dave