2006 Shore Fishing Realities

[Charlie_Thompson]

Me bottle of brandy is just about done - and finding it difficult to see the keyboard...so on that note I'll bid you goodnight! And tight lines....bloody great debate mate, thanks - hopefully some more will add...
Paul

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[mark]

is there a quota system for mushy peas by the way??

and every wondered why vimto is an anagram of vomit?? me dad told me it was cos it was originally made as a seaseackness cure to make it taste nicer on the way back up

[Penn525]

here's a laugh, if switzerland joined the EU they would be entitled to a quota of 1.5millions per annum in exchange for 3 cuckoo clocks and some pointy chocolate (I might have made some of that up)

LMFAO.....

[Penn525]

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[mark]

Me bottle of brandy is just about done - and finding it difficult to see the keyboard...so on that note I'll bid you goodnight! And tight lines....bloody great debate mate, thanks - hopefully some more will add...
Paul

spanish brandy?? or French??

[Penn525]

spanish brandy?? or French??

It's french mate....

[Charlie_Thompson]

It is still landing and killing fish, but its not just killing fish, which is what the quota system says has to happen. well it actually says any fish caught that are not in the vessels quota must be released, the chances of em still being alive after their swim bladders have ballooned like Ann Diamond's Waistline after a christmas buffet, is probably almost nil

the only truly sustainable commercial fishing method that is left in the north sea is long lining, but I'm sure the spanish boats would turn up with lines so long one end would be at fecking gibraltar

watched 2 russian factory ships hoover the minch dry a few years ago. all perfectly legitimate, baltic countries with eu permits entitled to the same number of fish as the rest of europe blah blah blah

here's a laugh, if switzerland joined the EU they would be entitled to a quota of 1.5millions per annum in exchange for 3 cuckoo clocks and some pointy chocolate (I might have made some of that up)

Back in the old days before we had boats we only ate Bullheeds and the odd Blenny and that was only us lot that lived near the sea. We do not need fish to survive. We should stop extincting them. There's always the soya bean. No-ones going to mourn the loss of countless acres of anonymous green topped legumes at the expense of our sawtoothed shiny scaled water breathing cousins. Innit

[Penn525]

....but the UK aint gonna run out of Brandy...is it...???....lol

[Penn525]

I thought bullheed was all heed....couldn't be arsed to fillet it....lol

[mark]

don't belive a word charlie says he's actually a hungarian turkey farmer whose diet consists solely of of witchety grubs and bark

[Charlie_Thompson]

spanish brandy?? or French??

The best Brandy in the world comes from India. Look for the marking IMFL on the label to confirm quality (Indian Made Foreign Liquor). It is fantastic as it only costs about hardly any money . Whiskey's bad enough but at least it's made by the scottish men.

[Penn525]

don't belive a word charlie says he's actually a hungarian turkey farmer

...could you get me Bernard Mathews' autograph, before he gets banged up.....

[Charlie_Thompson]

Haway lads this is a serious thread.

I always get Bernard Mathews mixed up with Ted Moult for some reason. Both corpulent entrepeneurs I suppose. One still to commit suicide I suppose, give it a couple of days.

[Penn525]

Ted Moult

Did he do the Everest adverts...?
....the one where he drops the feather down the window....??

GET THE BEST....FIT EV..ER..EST.......lol

[mark]

Did he do the Everest adverts...?
....the one where he drops the feather down the window....??

GET THE BEST....FIT EV..ER..EST.......lol

Everest adverts, didn't know it was for sale, jeez that gordon brown will sell anything