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  • Catch Report - Outer Hebrides

    Having a few problems with awld nut so decided to take meself away to North Uist. Porpoises and Otters spotted on the way into Lochmaddy and nice to see I was still captain of the ship (The Calmac skipper and I share a name) anyroad a brief catch report but before I start I must mention that this is the first time I've been away without a camera (you know what's coming dontcha?)

    Day 1 (Part 1) - Loch Sandray, a small lochan with an island at one end you can wade out to (knee deep), advice was, it's dour but holds some good fish, get on the island and have a cast all around. Guy forgot to mention there were Terns still nesting on it. Spent 2 hours with my cap on, hood up and heed down. Got hit 5 times on the head (wings I think not beaks or feet) Shat on the bonce twice and watched numerous other efforts land around me. The lads were going nuts!

    Caught nowt

    Day 1 (Part 2) - Revisted a spot (Strumore) where I had a pollock and good sized slob trout last year, what I thought was a quick sinking line wasn't, so struggled. Saw a few sea trout move and decided to try for the first time ever one of my own flies (Jungle Cock on it and everything) guess what!

    Caught nowt

    Day 1 (Part 3) - Went to Loch Scaddabbayaighhuigbagh, didn't realise it was an Estate Loch honest and wasn't meant to be there, remember, I also didn't have my camera, it ****ed down while I was getting me chesties back on and I'd turned up on the main stage at Midgenbury just as Adam and the Ants, McFly, Deacon Bluebottle the B52's, Buzzcocks, arcTICK Monkeys and others were coming on stage, Country Joe and the Fish weren't there as they are all dead - although one of The Beatles turned up, the one that looks like an old lady! (feel free to add) but guess what?

    Caught nowt

    Final memory of day 1 was watching a short eared owl hunting by the roadside, meeting the cleverest, sneakiest sheepdog in the world and standing outside my digs thinking what the chuff is that. The weirdest noise ever and it was coming at me then going away. I'm waiting for the happy pills to kick in and thinking, oh yes, this is it, don't like it. A strange sound like a Kazoo vibrating. No way was it coming from a birds mouth (or beak as we call them on Earth), must be some windmill thing but why is it diving out of the sky towards me - fecking snipe drumming wasn't it, never come across them before. They dive out of the sky and have special things on their wings that make this nutso sound.

    BBL with Day 2 (and what a day!!)
    Last edited by Charlie_Thompson; 07-07-2009, 09:58 PM.
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    chazza t in the plaice to be , as per usual top class reportage looking forward to more (in a gonzo stylee )

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    • #3
      Originally posted by kela66 View Post
      chazza t in the plaice to be , as per usual top class reportage looking forward to more (in a gonzo stylee )
      BBRRRRRaaaaaaaaappppppppppp Ya bumba Claart


      Oh oh oh before I forget - bit of an aside

      Apparently select members of the new wave of successful British gangsterish rappers are known as the "BRraaappp Pack" Classic
      Last edited by Charlie_Thompson; 07-07-2009, 10:27 PM.
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        oh no its true
        YouTube - mastershortie's Channel
        criminal usage of a mr wonder sample though
        (feeling like a proper ald gadgee now)

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        • #5
          Day 2 – After a hearty (attacky) breakfast – yellowest eggs in the world and about 8 of them plus the rest (black pudding inc.) off to fish Loch Fada. “It’s a bit of a walk – 10 to 15 minutes and stay 300m from the fence as it’s a bit boggy down there” I took heed. You know when you try to run along a lilo in a swimming pool, well picture a fat man with a rucksack and rod doing it for half a mile, and I bumped into the only tree on North Uist, and I was 400m from the fence. Got laughed at by sheep. BBL with the fishing bit
          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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          • #6
            Caught and returned 2 wee but perfectly formed brownies, fair enough but expected a bit more action. Put a pair of clown shoes on for the journey back, which I usually keep in my chest pack (along with the jester's hat and donkey ears). The bog hopping was much easier, clown shoes worked a treat and I kept honking my red nose so the mountain rescue lads could keep an ear out.
            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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            • #7
              Great report as ever mate ,you certainly have a way with words ..

              AND you caught some fish ,what more can a man want.
              You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SIXFOOTSTEVE View Post
                Great report as ever mate ,you certainly have a way with words ..

                AND you caught some fish ,what more can a man want.

                a boat that doesn't leak??
                ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                Thought for the day:
                Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mark View Post
                  a boat that doesn't leak??

                  MR.PICKY ....you can't please some people eh
                  You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SIXFOOTSTEVE View Post
                    MR.PICKY ....you can't please some people eh
                    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                    • #11
                      Day 3 (I think) – The big ‘un, remember I’d forgotten my camera Invited out by the fella I stayed with last year and stalked relentlessly this time until he finally agreed to let me tag along on a “special trip” He was taking a bloke out as a birthday treat to a loch the Angling club had only recently been given access to and previous recces had proved that it held a good head of big fish. We also had access to a boat and an engine which had been donated by a regular Swedish visitor (he bought the club an extra boat the last time he visited, some guy!) I was a bit worried about crashing the party but after meeting the birthday boy and hitting it off all worries on that front disappeared. (Thanks Roger, you big, posh, fantastic man – whadda bloke ). 20 Minute walk again with Stewart the guide humping the outboard over his shoulder – I humped it back and was only 2 foot tall by the time we got back to the car! Let me set the scene – A stunning loch with lots of features, arms and inlets 20 acres or so? A beautiful day, too nice for good fishing but there was intermittent cloud cover and a good wave on. Bordered on one side by a hill which played home to a Golden Eagle eyrie. This huge Eagle farted about showing off its git big wing span for most of the time we were there, I hate show boaters. The Loch was also dominated by a prehistoric Dun (fort) with a number of false causeways running to it which are great fish holding features apparently. (I’m sure I’ve posted this before) These Duns are little castles built in the middle of lochs, the Neolithic lads would build the causeways a foot or so underwater so their enemies (neighbours) couldn’t see them. They also built false ones so if some enemy dude (bit technical apologies ) found the start of one he’d be giving largesse and waving his hairy bummed mates across. Nice one you’d think, until No. 1 hairy bum takes an extra step, 100 yards out and within raping distance and sinks like a stone! No more causeway, 20 foot drop, lot’s of raspberries and guffawing coming from the Dun.

                      BBL with catch report
                      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SIXFOOTSTEVE View Post
                        MR.PICKY ....you can't please some people eh
                        Festering Futtocks I've been rumbled
                        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                        Thought for the day:
                        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                        • #13
                          Don't be calling Steve that - his futtocks are fine, he greases them every evening with stuff
                          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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