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    Tunstall the day, again - good point Tunstall prevailing wind wasn't in your face on the main bank.

    bad point I didn't get anywhere near a fish, saw the odd one come in.

    (Top / Off your head) Point - I was waded out about 60 foot or summat, Flayling around like a nutter, when I saw a turd coming towards me. Mine eye realised quickley that it was not a wooden thing and the only thing it could have been was a turd (KAY!) The turd was coming towards me, wind blowing in the other direction and it's a resevoir (Non-tidal) The turd is coming so quickly at me it is leaving a wake !! honest man, I was about to take off to higher ground.


    Anyroad - It was a mouse what swam at least a Krillion miles an hour, from some unknown city under the depths of Tunstall, it mousey paddled onto the shore and hid under a big rock. I checked it out later and it had a big Tick sucking the blood out of it's head. A mouse man, I thought maybe the trout are on the mouse!! Then realised that was daft, thought PIKE (don't tell em your name!) but just laughed me little head off at the coolest little mouse man on the earth
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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    thought PIKE (don't tell em your name!)

    Lmao Ian, CLASS mate. It's a pity one or two of the younger members might not get that one.

    Jim.
    Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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    • #3
      Absolutely Magic Charlie.

      The missus came upstairs to see what I was laughing at. Great.

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      • #4
        you crack me up every time ell
        your some bloke

        hahahaha


        sless

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        • #5
          Nearly choked on me coffee!!!!

          Top banana mate, will laugh a while at that one!!!!!


          Cheers

          Tony

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          • #6
            ticks are the purest form of evil known to makind. Alien life forms sent here and waiting to take over the world.

            1 day the size of pin head 24 hours later size of a marble 48 hours later size of a golf ball. Was hundreds of em scotland last year. was pulling em off the dog every day. Tracey got one on her back, but she got off lucky, I spotted it just as it was latching on, my pal up there had a wee snooze in the heather, went home and when he woke up the next morning discovered he'd grown an extra testicle, I offered to burn it off for him with a lit cigarette (or something) strangely he declined the offer


            Wonder if Mr mousey was trying to drown it before it got sucked to death
            ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

            Thought for the day:
            Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

            Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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