Boat Owners Wives.....

[The Jester]

We do lots of things togever like..........I take her to Royal Quays.......shopping, but she says she doesn't want another boat.
I take her for a walk along the beach, but she bitches about carrying the fork.
I bought her something different for her birthday...........But all she said was, "When will I use all these shads":
It seems to me there's no pleasing some people.

PMSL Arthur .....You're all heart.......bet you told her the fork was for the garden....

[easyfish1]

please try to keep your minds out of the gutter....



a play on words....

[kayos]

Aye Norm, i thought that as well, 2 L's or 1.......could be a "hole" different situation...

Reminded me of the shore catch report 2 days ago, gloriously entitled "Favourite hole."

Was a bit diasppointed when I read it

[The Jester]

Well i was trying Rob ......but Mark is right in the gutter , think he's on the rest of that booze voucher....

[easyfish1]

Well i was trying Rob ......but Mark is right in the gutter , think he's on the rest of that booze voucher....

he shouldn't be on this thread......his bird fishes...sorry, outfishes him..

id like "mr pauls" view tho....

[kayos]

he shouldn't be on this thread......his bird fishes...sorry, outfishes him..

id like "mr pauls" view tho....

[easyfish1]

[The Jester]

I think this thread has touched on a dodgy subject ....only 3 boat owners have given thier views on wives . Maybe some boat owners wives read the posts on here...

[The Great Wallsendo]

If you opened it up to crew and regulars you might get a better take up

[The Jester]

Duncan and Mark have already supplied imput Tony ...so all imput is welcome.....
Come on then spill the beans on the canoe response from er indoors...

[oldessox]

I named the boat after her , in a round about sort of way , so what can she say about what it costs? As for time away fishing , I get a lot less grief for taking he boat out than I did when I was pike fishing and left home with a " see you when I get back " and that was three or four days later.


Ray

[The Jester]

I named the boat after her , in a round about sort of way , so what can she say about what it costs? As for time away fishing , I get a lot less grief for taking he boat out than I did when I was pike fishing and left home with a " see you when I get back " and that was three or four days later.


Ray

Adele must be a goodun Ray, you named 2 boats after her

[The Great Wallsendo]

The whole "next summer" time frame for the yak may end up getting stretched out a bit...

Even going at it half arsed costs you about 800 quid...and that's assuming you have the requisite storage, which I don't

Long term planning required...and maybe a bit of the skippers enginmaneering skills as well

[easyfish1]

if in doubt......buy it anyway, worry about the brides reaction later...

soak up the gin and face the music....


oh...this isn't twitter...sorry

[Kev1n]

I named the boat after her , in a round about sort of way , so what can she say about what it costs? As for time away fishing , I get a lot less grief for taking he boat out than I did when I was pike fishing and left home with a " see you when I get back " and that was three or four days later.


Ray

So did I....