bogus report

[easyfish1]

i'm stuck at work till august with very little time off so i decided to PRETEND i've been out fishing


launched boat.....



and headed out to nice smooth seas



new boat performed well



pirks at the ready.....





martins dad wasn't impressed [codfather's father]



but tried out a local drop off in search of the elusive doubler


then " oooff get the gaff" we are into fish


finally got it on board



headed back in as missus was waiting .....



with me tea...


makes me feel better anyway.....

[oldessox]

I wondered where she had got to today , told me she was out shopping , thats one of them carlsberg fishing reports innit?

Ray

[Codfather]

Well done, nice fish. Darlin's looking well.

[easyfish1]

cheers martin, we were going to stay out longer but got a call from the missus saying she needed me to help her out of that bikini as the fat from the deep fat fryer was splashing her.............

[The Great Wallsendo]

wot no sunrise? tish and pish!

[easyfish1]

couldn't get out of bed too early today to see the sunrise, she wanted me to....err y'know

3.5 mins later i was good to go !!

[The Great Wallsendo]

3.5 mins! you been using them little blue pills like?

[easyfish1]

only to stop me rolling out of bed...........................

[canman]

Dreamin, I'm always dreamin, hope in, someday i'll find.................you know the song

[Norman]

haha class report .....

norm

[The Jester]

Rob you neen to stay off the drink and drugs mate , your missus is a bit of alright though .

[lingking]

theres nowt wrang wie drink n drugs,till you find a deid hare and a deid magpie

[The Jester]

Aye Duncan i always said the CRACK was good on here..

[easyfish1]

i can assure everyone that no illegal substances were taken during the compilation of this thread......i did however consume a couple of large whisky's...of which i'm not embarrassed about...

she is rather nice isn't she........photo was taken in the back yard in 1984, she's put on a few pounds since then.....