catch report - (unofficial) tender to Pansy

[mark]

sprats in st pete's at the weekend, whatever next,

wee shoal of the little buggers, well and truly lost, the kittiwakes were having a field day, informed my 'other wife' (well we argue all the time and don't have sex!) of their presence, might have hinted that I'd seen a bottle of cider drift past as well, so with daring do, he sets off in the (unofficial) tender to pansy (and every other boat in the marina) with a home made wooden shovel as an oar, think the plan was to go in stealth mode, sneak up on the little fellas and bray them on the head then shovel them aboard

paddling faster than a man in weardale who thought he'd heard banjos playing:

not sure wether this is just a display of manly physique or an attempt to keep his trews up


caught nowt, but at least he got out

[oldessox]

Excellent report mate , shame the fish weren't biting , better than being at work though , I'm sure you will have better luck next time

Ray

By the way , he's a fine figure of a man

[KeithB]

Catch report of the season!

[KeithB]

First time I've seen Ell in the marina without a glass in his hand

[mark]

reckon he should have been using crab for bait myself

[northeast1]

Now we dont wnat him taken off his boxer shorts as well Mark

[wildcard]

The best report I've ever seen. Class.

Alan

[Norman]

class mate(s)

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Great report ....someone will be missing that " Keep off the grass " sign Ell is using

[bigh]

My God Ell, didn't recognise you from the front with your kegs on !!!

[sless]

pmsl
class

[johnf]

Foggy & Clegg must have stayed on the big boat

[Charlie_Thompson]

How you lot, I'm not well at the moment, suffering from low self esteem, galloping rickets and various other crisisii of confidence. In answer to a couple of comments - Yes I was holding the trouser up, on account of the fact that me other pair were in the wash and I couldn't get the belt off them while the drum was spinning round. Yes I did not have a drink in my hand, nor have I since - I now use my feet, much more fun at parties. The comments regarding my body will be treated with the contempt they deserve And as for the big question - did I catch owt? - of course I did, my back up pair of trousers on a rusty nail, now sporting some extra ventilation round the chindips.



Can we not laugh at Ritchie instead?