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In the paper tonight and on Al Jaraz news, ASDA in Hartlepool are totally cleaned out of fcukin Walkers crisps in record time.
Allegedly a women on a bike carryin two jerry cans of unleaded, broke the guiness book of records for the speed and free load on a two wheeler.
it is thought the record would have been undisputed except for the fact she couldn't straighten up and did a dohnut around the roundabout twice before gettin the right line for a straight exit up the dual carriageway.
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reports have been confirmed that infact it was not a woman but a bloke, a stabila level, amec tape and a scaff spanner was spotted on the ex army belt with the light tan rigger boots with a L and a R in black felt tip on the heel guards................
i read some where " I send her out not matter what for my petrol, the night before i sail"....sure there was a photo of a hoody and i wish i could find that thread..........hick... follow the trail of crisps up the road and we'll find out..........hick
Well thats about as near to the truth as you can get Paul...
But i heard she was......
Pulled by the cops for driving under the influence of Cheese and Onion...
the stabila and spanner remain under lock and key....as do the L/R signed boots..
the only place the bride has been this evening is up the offy on her bike to purchase more drink....
everyone who has a boat in the north east will be out this weekend fishing as the weather is perfect...light winds, smooth seas...etc
i'm surprised AL JAZIRA news hasn't tackled the immigration problem of ex-pat English boaties clogging up their internet looking at the yacht club ramp...
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