birthday presents

[easyfish1]

gentlemen of NESA.

it's my birthday next week and after last years presents from 'er indoors of a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher for the boat lol (quite sad really) both of which i wanted but dreaded the need to use, i'm looking for sugestions of decent gifts, so i can drop the relevent hints to her this weekend so she can go forth and spend my money on something that i want.....i mean, really want..

appart from the normal stuff like a free pass to a quality lap dancing club and some quality gentlemens dvd's featuring my favorite "actresses" i'd like some ideas please....

p.s i'm very early 40's so if you would keep it "quite clean"


no tickets to any "hawthorn village" garden parties either...

thanks in advance.......

[Kev1n]

Before someone suggests a fleshlight and spell checker......

How about requesting an inflatable doll? It could be used as an improvised flotation device with spare attachment points.

[easyfish1]

interesting.......and during the winter season i could keep "her" dry and warm and oh, so very inflated.....

[KeithB]

[big sid]

My 21st Birthdays Coming Up Very Soon And Have Been Asked? What Seems Like A Million Times "What Do You Want".
The Answer: CASH (lots of it) In Order To Buy Lead (lots of it).

[northeast1]

You will need it next year, i would say av of 7 sets of gear per trip and around 30 trips in the year for you so thats...210 x 10oz leads...ouch when you think of it that way.

Think i may buy a diving suit and dive my 3 fav wrecks, must be at least 8 tone of each from us this year alone.

On the topic of birthdays, why dont you book a weekend Skate fishing up Scotland or tope fishing, i know its an experiance i will never forget and i now keep going back for more.

[big sid]

One Theory I've Come Up With. Is In Some Case's Were No Longer Fishing A Wreck. But A Large Pile Of Lost Lead Were A Wreck Once Lay. As For The Wet Suit! I Dont Mind Being Called Boat Crew (Cabin Boy) If You Must. But I draw The Line At Being Your Diving Buddy.Dressing Up To Look Like Shark Food (Seal) I Dont Think So.

[The Jester]

Ask for £10 worth of river island vouchers, then you can give her them back when you get the new boat

A weekend in a luxury apartment on the Crimdon Riviera ( Static of course )

How about she books your fire extinguisher in for annual check and bought you some sticky plasters to top up the first aid kit

By the way all 2 tickets now gone for the garden party, the butler got one and the chauffeur got the other ......i wish.....

Early forties ....some paper round that must have been

Hope you have a goodun mate..

[easyfish1]

i'm not really getting anywhere with this am i ?

suggestions so far

a blow up doll...

i can imagine the reply i'll get when i suggest that..

"honestly i need one for the boat" but could you make sure you get a blonde one with big.....aye right

a week end in a van at crimdon.....

nice, but it's october and the bride is disturbingly anti-caravan, i think she's been spoilt in the past few years visiting the carribean or had a bad childhood caravanning adventure like something that would make a good episode of "criminal minds"

i dont want any new plasters for my first aid kit, we're from hartlepool and tough.....and i've allready reloaded it

a weekend skate/tope fishing ?

hmmm... decent idea.......seen the pics, but not really something for the bride to sort for me, anyway we're seriously thinking of a Norway trip next year so i don't want to annoy the lady too much by spending some quality time away from her,

kinda funny like that arn't they, thats why when your getting all frisky their eyes are closed, cos they can't bear to see you enjoying yourself...

[Ankle-Biter]

interesting.......and during the winter season i could keep "her" dry and warm and oh, so very inflated.....

bicycle pump...

[canman]

AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW, come on lads, it's obvious,............................. a new boat rod, so she can come with you and spend some quality time

[Ankle-Biter]

My missus got a pink rod.

[PRICEY]

How about a puncture repair kit for your blow up doll when it goe's down on ya

[Fishery Pokery]

I've always fancied an EPIRLB (?), that you keep on you and if you fall over the side it transits a distress call and your coordinates (yours, not the boats). Would be canny if you fish alone.
Geoff

[The Jester]

My missus got a pink rod.

My missus gets a pink rod, but not very often