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haha good crack or should that be good crap
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The fish cannot arrive soon enough
What a thread, made me chuckle. Have allways wondered why the yacht club sailing members seem to look at us fishermen with distain, now have no idea why at all. Think we need the fish to arrive.Comment
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You been watching me??? thats the only way i know how to go on a boat, has been that way for many years now, not very nice on a biggish sea mind you.Originally posted by Graham B View PostYou haven't lived if you haven't done a stunt poo! Hang your ar*e over the gunnel and let fly! Any unwanted boats on the same drift will normally move swiftly away!
Graham.Comment
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Get up early before a trip - do lunges around the lounge if need be...just do your business good and proper BEFORE you go out and job's a good 'un...
...that said I've often thought about jumping in and having a paddle about whilst doing your business might be the answer...
Failing that Ration Pack Biscuit Browns will clog you up nicely
Ooh a new vid!
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haha... I'm beginning to understand why theres no bloomin fish, with you lot crapping in the water lol.
Message to self, no swimming in the sea from now on :PComment
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Don't think i want to boat fish again to many assholes on board, so when is the next cacky comp
In order to become "old & wise", you must first be young & stupid.
Age and experience will beat youth and enthusiasm every time.
Youth and Skill is no match for Age and Treachery.
This link is good for tide and weather and more
http://magicseaweed.com/Tynemouth-Lo...rt/26/tide/uk/Comment
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I'm starting to understand now why my mate said he does'nt go on this forum cos the lads on here just talk a load of crap. (hee hee)As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.Comment
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hahahahaha
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Ration Pack Food now theres unhappy memories
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How many of you lot would wear man nappies if there was a lady on board, could be a new line for tackle shops to sell.
In order to become "old & wise", you must first be young & stupid.
Age and experience will beat youth and enthusiasm every time.
Youth and Skill is no match for Age and Treachery.
This link is good for tide and weather and more http://magicseaweed.com/Tynemouth-Lo...rt/26/tide/uk/Comment
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I pooed in our toilet / shower room but the door fell on me
"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"Comment
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Laughing quite a lotOriginally posted by The Great Wallsendo View PostGet up early before a trip - do lunges around the lounge if need be...just do your business good and proper BEFORE you go out and job's a good 'un...
...that said I've often thought about jumping in and having a paddle about whilst doing your business might be the answer...
Failing that Ration Pack Biscuit Browns will clog you up nicely
"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"Comment
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Quote from previous Pansy's return thread
"Mark mentioned something about blowback on sea toilets ages ago when we were talking about Avogadro's principle and the best way to shoot rabbits.
Pansy's current toilet chews ya poo and blahs it out a hole.
Yes you guessed correctly - we had intermittent toilet blowback episodes (Kept you on yout toes - literally)
Luckily something told me to raise up before hitting the button on one memorable occasion. Glad I did otherwise it would have ended right back where it started from. Only happened in heavy weather - which is obviously the time when you are more likely to be bricking it.""I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
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And another -
"Funny you should mention brown floating objects in the galley John. After safely getting into Peterhead there was a complete and total memory loss of what had just happened by all concerned - we strolled about, possibly a bit of Gambolling was going on, and talked about nice dry things. The skipper's OCD however meant that he had a look in the boat to see whether it's arse was still there. We heard a shout -
"The Boat is full of turds"
Me and nice Marc had a quick skeg -
"Aww naw the boat is full of turds"
Bear in mind the bog had already had a blow back moment and the whole effort was 6" under water - We realised that Ahab was exempt from poo patrol on account of his love for all things black, greasy, horrible and deiseled (This man only drinks Earl Grey tea FFS - with a sugar )- we knew one of us had to go in a some stage and wrangle a turd or seven, there was loads of them - like a little poo poo regatta. My excuse was the last one I done was proper squoity (Fact) come to think of it MArc was looking like he recognised a couple of them. The wee man actually offered to sort them out (later like) I argued that as he was a guest and wasn't chipping in for deisel he should have volunteered earlier. Anyroad we just ignored the little terrors and did something else for a while.
End of story - it was bits of caulking that had blown out and been washed through the bilges. When these devils surfaced on my kitched floor they looked more like turds than a turd does. Phew man - no turds."
We did try eating one on day 67 and it tasted like ****Last edited by Charlie_Thompson; 22-03-2011, 11:19 PM."I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
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Bit more
"Enter the stick
Straight up - I thought the whole gaff was awash with pa pa
Found out it wasn't - CHAMPION. another Brucy Bonus and I must apologise for using that term Brucy Bonus. Never previously said it but used said term at least ten times during the trip. Best use IMO was when Pansy nearly went all Olga Korbett on us but didn't and I didn't end up slipping slowly to my death through the inky cold blackness (Blowing on the life jacket whistle and seeing only bubbles) She righted herself, I'm sure Marc stopped phlegming for a second and Gandalf was just being all superb - and I couldn't help but say
"Another Brucy Bonus""I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
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