Pansy Lives

[Charlie_Thompson]

Instead of brushes we've put a little hoover inside the engine and it works now - get in Still not fit for the road though as we've got problems with the wheel bearings and DVD joints. Mark started it with a screwdriver and some sparks which we got cheap from an an old fireworks factory in Beeijiieng. Just another few bags of compost to be removed from the engine room and we'll be ready to put the curtains up.

Onwards and upwards (downwards being bad of course in a boat - see I'm learning )

[Oblickta]

Brushes rule

I had a 2400v hoover today that couldn't suck 2mm diameter polystyrene balls so I had to phone Mastermind

Now i have a hard brush and a soft brush and they both drive well

[Charlie_Thompson]

Brushes do have there place Graham, I agree - but inside starter motors and electrical equipment - MADNESS

[mark]

complete and utter madness IMHO. Next we know someone will be fitting a 500A circuit breaker to an oil pressure switch and a 25A to turn the lights on in chelmsford

[Charlie_Thompson]

That would never happen in real life skipper

[mark]

and to cap it all I've nacked me back whilst cutting down trees, which as everyone knows are the primary cause of both warts and cancer

Eskimos suffer from neither, and there's no trees in eskimo land so it must be true

as an extra precaution I'm going to convert Pansy into an igloo, which should also solve outstanding issues with wiring

[mark]

That would never happen in real life skipper

true, I've been to chelmsford.

[Charlie_Thompson]

Eskimos suffer from neither, and there's no trees in eskimo land so it must be true

as an extra precaution I'm going to convert Pansy into an igloo, which should also solve outstanding issues with wiring

They are known as innuits and put seal blubber on everything (even the missuses) they also like frozen water and have 325 diferrent names for cheese.

Hope you get your hunch-back soon (chortle) as you mentioned wood I feel a poem is only fair!

Here lies Ben Dunn
Who was killed by a gun
His name wasn't really Dunn but Wood
But Wood wouldn't rhyme with gun and Dunn would

I didn't write it

[mark]

how man looka, I passed the information on in good faith as it comes from a reputable source, and Pingu has never been wrong yet

[mark]

YouTube - Laurel And Hardy The Boat

[codseeker]

lol classic mate hehehe

[Oblickta]

thik im in the wrong thread but h

yang yang where my fav waistcoat

I lie down

[T.C.]

Mark....thanks - that's the 1st thing to make me laugh in about 2 years

[Charlie_Thompson]

Get yerself down st petes of a weekend for the theatre version